Goofy Cowboy joke...

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  1. lostmopar

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    A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking up and fired a shot directly into the ceiling.

    "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

    He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."
     
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    The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

    As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

    The Cowboy says: "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go upstairs with her. So I did.

    "We get in the room and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did.

    Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did.

    Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.'

    "And here I am."
     
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    lol......:smile:
     
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