Well, my wife and I decided that we didn't need any more sperm in our relationship so I decided to get a vasectomy. Got it done last friday. While it hurt a bit, it didn't hurt nearly as much as I had built it up in my mind. It only took about 30 min or so and I spent the afternoon in bed with an ice pack on my package. They gave me three Oxycodone for the pain, but I didn't even need those as three advil took care of the pain. It kinda feels like somebody squeezed the plums a little too hard, but that if fading. I have to stay away from sex for seven days (probably isn't going to be much of a problem). I have to take a sample in for analysis in 10 weeks and another two weeks after that. If they are clear, we are free to have as much fun as we want w/o birth control. I can't wait.