Got Caught Looking
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He was probably trying to start a fantasy sequence.
It should have went like this:
Bulgy Mc Bulge: "Is something wrong?"
You:"Uh, no."
Bulgy: "You're just enjoying the view, then?" *cue random synth-pop porn music*
You: "Yes. I don't get to see such, 'large tools' outside of my job."
Bulgy: "Well, if you know how to handle, I can let you test it out" *Unbuttons his pants and grabs you by the back of the neck*
*Sex Sequence*
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That being said (lol!) I too have been caught by guys while I was staring. Once by a guy walking with his girl in the mall. It was huuuge. It could have been more balls then meat, but there was alot of meat there. He actually grabbed it, winked at me and then then shook his finger in a "tsk,tsk,tsk" sort of way.
It should have went like this:
Bulgy Mc Bulge: "Is something wrong?"
You:"Uh, no."
Bulgy: "You're just enjoying the view, then?" *cue random synth-pop porn music*
You: "Yes. I don't get to see such, 'large tools' outside of my job."
Bulgy: "Well, if you know how to handle, I can let you test it out" *Unbuttons his pants and grabs you by the back of the neck*
*Sex Sequence*
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That being said (lol!) I too have been caught by guys while I was staring. Once by a guy walking with his girl in the mall. It was huuuge. It could have been more balls then meat, but there was alot of meat there. He actually grabbed it, winked at me and then then shook his finger in a "tsk,tsk,tsk" sort of way.
Oh, my God, that made me laugh out loud! I would give that guy a prize for being outstandingly cool. That is priceless.
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Haha, so I think I might've been caught twice by the same guy in the same week.
He came into class, and he's the frat boy kind of guy, and dresses like it. Shorts that stop just above the knees. Either they were bunching up a lot or he was sportin' something monstrous. Either way, my eyes were glued to that package as he sat down in front of me. I guess he noticed, because as he sat down, his eyes ended up where his package had been and I was reduced to an "Uhh..." followed by a "What's up?" nod.
Then, on the way to class, I was checking out this nice package as it came up the hill towards me. I made the mistake of looking to the face(a problem I really need to get over, xD) and BAM, same guy. Same "Uhh..." and a "What's up?" nod.
This semester's gonna be interesting. haha
He came into class, and he's the frat boy kind of guy, and dresses like it. Shorts that stop just above the knees. Either they were bunching up a lot or he was sportin' something monstrous. Either way, my eyes were glued to that package as he sat down in front of me. I guess he noticed, because as he sat down, his eyes ended up where his package had been and I was reduced to an "Uhh..." followed by a "What's up?" nod.
Then, on the way to class, I was checking out this nice package as it came up the hill towards me. I made the mistake of looking to the face(a problem I really need to get over, xD) and BAM, same guy. Same "Uhh..." and a "What's up?" nod.
This semester's gonna be interesting. haha
You don't have two much competition, with your 9" salami, which is delicious.
I've been caught looking at bulges many times, but no one has ever said anything confrontational. Actually, I don't remember anyone ever saying anything at all......
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Earlier in the summer it was hot as hell and my a/c was out. I couldn't stand it any longer so went to the local library to read and to cool off. I think just about everyone had on shorts, as I did.
I sat at a table with 3 others, 2 of us on each side. Across from me was a handsome, muscular man of probably 22 with a black muscle shirt and a gym bag next to him on the table. Our eyes met and we both nodded and mouthed hi.
After about an hour, I opened my back pack and pulled out a box of tic tacs. As I opened the box, it slipped out of my hand, spilling the little mints out all over the floor and under the table. I got down on the floor to pick them up and as I went further under the table to retreive some, the guy across from me opened his legs (he was definitely in commando mode), and reached in his right pant leg and pulled his cock out and began pulling and shaking it around. I quickly picked the remaining mints and sat back up in the chair. I looked over at him and he had a smirk on his face (reminded me of WWII pictures of Mussolini with his smirk and lower lip stuck out), with his eyes looking up at the ceiling, and his arms crossed on his chest. Like, "well don't tell me you didn't like what I just showed you!"
I kept staring until he dropped his eyes and looked my way. Then he winked, got up and went to the men's room. I picked up my things and left. I have often wondered if........
I sat at a table with 3 others, 2 of us on each side. Across from me was a handsome, muscular man of probably 22 with a black muscle shirt and a gym bag next to him on the table. Our eyes met and we both nodded and mouthed hi.
After about an hour, I opened my back pack and pulled out a box of tic tacs. As I opened the box, it slipped out of my hand, spilling the little mints out all over the floor and under the table. I got down on the floor to pick them up and as I went further under the table to retreive some, the guy across from me opened his legs (he was definitely in commando mode), and reached in his right pant leg and pulled his cock out and began pulling and shaking it around. I quickly picked the remaining mints and sat back up in the chair. I looked over at him and he had a smirk on his face (reminded me of WWII pictures of Mussolini with his smirk and lower lip stuck out), with his eyes looking up at the ceiling, and his arms crossed on his chest. Like, "well don't tell me you didn't like what I just showed you!"
I kept staring until he dropped his eyes and looked my way. Then he winked, got up and went to the men's room. I picked up my things and left. I have often wondered if........
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Oh, I got the signal alright, but I have just never been good at that men's room kind of thing. And, yes, I know absolutely and exactly what would have happened! The scene created in my mind of what might have been, was played over and over all the rest of the day and night.
I didn't mention this before, since the thread was about being caught, and not what happened later. A few weeks later, we both were invited to the same back yard cook out. And, yes, we finally did get together.
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I'm sure a lot more goes on in libraries today than is known by the general public. I know it did when I was in High School, of course It was girl's skirts I was looking up then, or smooching and kopping a feel in the back of the balcony book shelves!
Nice pics, btw.
Yeah I saw a guy who was hung, and wondered if he was hard,
he turned around and looked at me right across the room!
I felt like I had been exposed on candid camera LOL
I checked him out later he had a nice semi...
Another time I sat across from a guy he was sitting alone at a table,
I figured well there's lot's of room, I'll just sit there too, he was sitting
there hard as a rock under his tshirt, I must say I enjoyed the view,
my eyes dropped to nipple level where he was boned up, I'm sure he noticed I was checking out his huge boner...I really enjoyed the view...
chatted a bit and moved on...What I really wanted to say was..."Wow
you've got a huge dick"...but I was too shy and somewhat flabbergasted
to say much. LOL..
Man I'd love to know what to say if that happened again!
It would be nice to be prepared...when opportunity knocks!
he turned around and looked at me right across the room!
I felt like I had been exposed on candid camera LOL
I checked him out later he had a nice semi...
Another time I sat across from a guy he was sitting alone at a table,
I figured well there's lot's of room, I'll just sit there too, he was sitting
there hard as a rock under his tshirt, I must say I enjoyed the view,
my eyes dropped to nipple level where he was boned up, I'm sure he noticed I was checking out his huge boner...I really enjoyed the view...
chatted a bit and moved on...What I really wanted to say was..."Wow
you've got a huge dick"...but I was too shy and somewhat flabbergasted
to say much. LOL..
Man I'd love to know what to say if that happened again!
It would be nice to be prepared...when opportunity knocks!
who knows, maybe one day someone will catch you looking at them, and the next thing you know youll be looking down from the tree you're hanging form.
- Dalt,
I got caught on Saturday. I'm a big college football fan, and was at my alma mater tailgating before the game. I walked to a different area to visit some friends and came across two guys on the sidewalk who were both wearing mesh basketball shorts, and I don't think either one was wearing underwear. The one in front had a smallish or normal cockhead bobbling, but the second one was a tall, lean, muscular jock who looked like he had a semi lunging to the left with every step. I was wearing shades, so I could hide my eyes, but when I saw the second one I had to stare...and chuckle. He gave it a nudge with his hand and I looked up. He knew what I was looking at and gave a nod and a "hey"...maybe he was checking me out, too. One of my friends says I always show bulge, but from my perspective I don't see it. lol
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You can never go wrong with blackout shades. I've somehow gotten a little more bold with looking. I haven't gotten my ass kicked yet, so I think I'm good for now.
I don't know if I've told this story, but when I was like, fifteen, I went to Mimi's Cafe and it was pretty busy at the time so we had to wait a couple of minutes.
While I was waiting, I was sitting across from this guy who was there with his family. He was trying to watch his two wreckless children until the mom came back. At one point he opened his legs, revealing a humongeous bulge. It was snaking down his thigh and was split by the center seam of his shorts.
Their family got called to a table before mine, so he stood up and when he did, the whole magnificent package was in plain view. I remember being so hard at that moment that I had to sit with my elbows in my crotch to not show off my teenage hardon.
I don't know if I've told this story, but when I was like, fifteen, I went to Mimi's Cafe and it was pretty busy at the time so we had to wait a couple of minutes.
While I was waiting, I was sitting across from this guy who was there with his family. He was trying to watch his two wreckless children until the mom came back. At one point he opened his legs, revealing a humongeous bulge. It was snaking down his thigh and was split by the center seam of his shorts.
Their family got called to a table before mine, so he stood up and when he did, the whole magnificent package was in plain view. I remember being so hard at that moment that I had to sit with my elbows in my crotch to not show off my teenage hardon.
