Today I thought I would like to enjoy one of the last days of summer and spend it in Central Park. I put on my blue shorts and a T-shirt, took my sun glasses, a good book, a blanket, and a thermos of cold pomegranate juice and shaved ice, a health bar to munch on if I got hungry, and off I went.
I picked a nice sunny spot, spread out my blanket and settled down to read. But, I soon became distracted by a shirtless guy in his late 20's or early 30's, at least 6' tall and 150lbs. He had a swimmers body and wore unusually short. but baggy legged tennis shorts (short for today anyway). He was throwing a stick for his golden retreiver to fetch. The guy wore his shorts so low that you could see the beginnings of his pubes. Perfect body and absolutely perfect abs! When he threw the stick he lifted up his leg (like a baseball pitcher) and it was obvious that he was wearing nothing underneath those baggy, short shorts. I was going commando also, and my friend was really straining to get out!
I propped up on one arm and watched the show for about 20 minutes. He stopped for a while to give his dog a drink of water, and since I was feeling a bit hungry, I decided to take out my health bar. Soon, he began throwing the stick again, but just then a girl yelled hello to him, he nodded to her, but continued to throw the stick to the dog. I wasn't paying any attention to the girl since I was waiting to see when he would flop out again. All the while I was eating the health bar, or had it in my mouth anyway.
All of a sudden, this girl yelled to the guy, "come here a minute" and he stopped and went over to her. She said something to him and then with a screwed up face, pointed over at me. He just stared at me for a moment or so and then he started laughing. She didn't.
He then picked up his things, leashed his dog and they started walking my way, towards Fifth Avenue. As he came close to me, he leaned over me. I drew back, since I was not sure what the hell was going to happen. But, with a smile he wispered, "Hey, man, don't worry. I knew all the time you were watching. Hope you enjoyed it, 'cause I did. See ya!" Then in a voice loud enough for the girl to hear, said "you fucking homo!"
Enjoyable afternoon, but for a few seconds a bit tense!