Got turned down at the weekend for being too big....

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have you guys ever actually talked to women?
i mean... actually talked?
and lines don't count.

there are women on this board who have been with their big men years and still suffer pain and tearing. all cunts are not the same. allow her the respect of assuming she knows her own body better than you do.

Women dont talk. They only cook, clean, and pop out babies.

Sometimes not even in that order
 

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Part of what i'm hearing is that she still calls you for emotional and intellectual companionship. Something You might have overlooked before jump'n into the sex. This plays a big part in desring someone and being able to relax trusting that your partner is a tender soul.
Perhaps she has experienced the the sex brained dudes who just want to shove it in and pound. If so i don't fault her for understanding thats not her gig.
If your willing to put in the human closeness factor. It might support the possibilty of physical connection with her.
If her body is still unable. There are many more physical intimacies then penetrative sex.
Is she the realtionship girl for you or just a fun time.
 

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Ha ha. Silly question. Despite all the downsides, I do love being hung. It sounds very shallow (probably cos it is), but if I'm having a bad day, or someone pisses me off, I sometimes think to myself "Well, at least I've got a big dick"


Not shooting too high on the evolutionary scale I see "Ignatius"...A Confederacy of Dunces indeed :rolleyes:
 

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Not shooting too high on the evolutionary scale I see "Ignatius"...A Confederacy of Dunces indeed :rolleyes:

That's a vast assumption. Actually I have a verified IQ of 144 and I work in a sink or swim shark-infested profession where if you are not intellectually outstanding, you go under in pretty short order.

So lay off the self-righteous sanctimony eh? If you molest me again, sir, you may feel the sting of the lash across your pitiful shoulders!

Anyway....I'm off to buy a string for my lute.
 
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As painful as it may seem, the best thing is what has already happened.

There are women who simply are not capable of taking "size large".

My Stepfather was an MD and encountered this case of two opposites meeting several times in his medical practice. It was a family discussion over a dinner table several times. Just as there are abnormally small and abnormally large genitalia in men the same is true of vaginal barrels for women. The truth is that this same female if she were to become pregnant would possibly not be able to have a normal delivery and would require a c-section.

You will find another person who is better matched for you. In a manner of speaking the woman's honesty is refreshing. What probably happened in her past is that she tried to accept a penis far too large and suffered tears. The most common problem with this is penile girth and it is less focused on length.

The same thing is true when a small or average sized male meets a female who was genetically given a copy of the Carlsbad Caverns. These kinds of things are rare but they do happen.

Lick your wounds and move on. . . . .
 
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A BJ would not have been the answer either. They have an emotional connection, therfore, if she blew him rhey would maybe want to see each other again and she still isnt going to let him lay the pipe.

A buddy of mine was married. He had 11 inches. She blew and jerked him off, vaginal sex was only 1 or 3 times a year. Placed a strain on the marriage.
 

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That's a vast assumption. Actually I have a verified IQ of 144 and I work in a sink or swim shark-infested profession where if you are not intellectually outstanding, you go under in pretty short order.

So lay off the self-righteous sanctimony eh? If you molest me again, sir, you may feel the sting of the lash across your pitiful shoulders!

Anyway....I'm off to buy a string for my lute.

Digging your hole even deeper I see.

I'm actually surprised people are taking this thread serious at all. Just for future reference...there is a fictitious stories section here. I am curious though...with your ""verified" iq of 144", what do you assume my vast assumption is eh? Sorry if you feel molested, but your outstanding intellectual ability, steeled by your sink or swim shark-infested profession, should make quick work of my pitifully shouldered post. :redface:

I do assume, however, that based on your "verified" iq, you did get my Confederacy of Dunces reference. Nice to know it wasn't wasted on you.

Anyway...Self-righteous sanctimony is a redundant phrase...and...let me know if you need any help with that Lute.
 
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The first time I saw my husband's cock I asked if it was ok if we never had penetrative sex. I knew what my pussy could handle. So does this woman. Big cocks aren't what they are cracked up to be are they? They aren't practical. You just have to be the type of a guy that is worth pushing through the discomfort for. Disregard the "Just the tip" comment. That was some of the dumbest advice I've ever read here at LPSG.
Pencil dick advice of the year?
 

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have you guys ever actually talked to women?
i mean... actually talked?
and lines don't count.

there are women on this board who have been with their big men years and still suffer pain and tearing. all cunts are not the same. allow her the respect of assuming she knows her own body better than you do.

Exactly. My last gf loved the size of my dick, but even after 2 years she (and me as well) was still suffering small tears and soreness. My gf before that was with me for 10 years and she never got used to the length and didn't like me to use the last inch or so.
 

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too bad only black guys have big dicks, huh??? lol

it's never happened to me. most were "OH BOY A BIG COCK!!! where have you been all my life". developed a friendship with one gal, started dating, after a few weeks, time to get intimate. she was small, I was big. she got upset and apologized. it took almost 2 weeks to get my cock inside her, but eventually we got the job done, and the sex was wonderful.