GPS Panties

[Principessa]

The real name of this ridiculous product is the Forget-Me-Not Panty. I just can't see anybody wearing these and not noticing there is a hard plastic tracking device in the flower design.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

A real boon to stalkers the world over - what next, tracking tampons?

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Wow. I wonder how many times the guy who invented these had been cheated on?

 

[SassySpy]

OMFG. so much for trust.

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

The guy who invented these has to have been a virgin

 

[Garth33]

The real name of this ridiculous product is the Forget-Me-Not Panty. I just can't see anybody wearing these and not noticing there is a hard plastic tracking device in the flower design.

that's a RIOT nj!:biggrin1: This needs a commercial...

Man: "Bye honey!"
Super hot wife: "Okay - I'm off to my class...the "dewey decimal system for the 21st century!" (fake enthusiasm)
((DOOR SLAMS))

...next...

 

[Principessa]

A real boon to stalkers the world over - what next, tracking tampons?

Eeeww!

The guy who invented these has to have been a virgin

You're probably right. He offers 4 different styles but no thongs or tanga style panties. Everyone knows women who cheat always wear thongs. :tongue::biggrin1:

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Yeah but women who cheat aren't going to be caught dead in plain thongs with a daisy, they wear their best janet reger trollop thong

 

[Garth33]

that's a RIOT nj!:biggrin1: This needs a commercial...

Man: "Bye honey!"
Super hot wife: "Okay - I'm off to my class...the "dewey decimal system for the 21st century!" (fake enthusiasm)
((DOOR SLAMS))

...next...

okay...I'll add the next...

Man: "NOW I WILL USE A SATELLITE IN SPACE TO TRACK MY DAUGHTERS activities...." ((EVIL LAUGH!))

 

[dannymawg]

What happens if I spooge on the sensor?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

An electric current passes along the splooge line and your cock turns black and crusty.

 

[Garth33]

An electric current passes along the splooge line and your cock turns black and crusty.

...like a Kipper?

 

[dannymawg]

An electric current passes along the splooge line and your cock turns black and crusty.

Nasty.

So what happens if I eat the panties?

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

the local dog catcher confuses the signal and impounds you and two weeks later you're put down like a rabid dawg

 

[dannymawg]

the local dog catcher confuses the signal and impounds you and two weeks later you're put down like a rabid dawg

I'm sorry, it's Mawg :tongue:

Too funny. And nothing a little tinfoil hat couldn't fix :biggrin1:

 

[drumstyck]

i hate to be a killjoy, but you know its a gag, right?

 

[chill4d]

Did you guys read the testimonials? LOL

When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.

Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™.

They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.

Thanks forget-me-not panties™, now we have true peace of mind.

Ew a VIDEO camera?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Hmmm - these won't work. Only time I ever committed adultery I left my panties at home

 

[SereneBlue]

Where's the men's Forget-me-not Boxers? :tongue:

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Oh go away drumstyck and stop spoiling our fun