GPS Panties

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  1. Principessa

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    The real name of this ridiculous product is the Forget-Me-Not Panty. I just can't see anybody wearing these and not noticing there is a hard plastic tracking device in the flower design. :confused:



     
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    A real boon to stalkers the world over - what next, tracking tampons?
     
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    Wow. I wonder how many times the guy who invented these had been cheated on? :rolleyes:
     
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    OMFG. so much for trust.
     
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    The guy who invented these has to have been a virgin :)
     
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    that's a RIOT nj!:biggrin1: This needs a commercial...

    Man: "Bye honey!"
    Super hot wife: "Okay - I'm off to my class...the "dewey decimal system for the 21st century!" (fake enthusiasm)
    ((DOOR SLAMS))

    ...next...
     
  7. Principessa

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    Eeeww!

    You're probably right. He offers 4 different styles but no thongs or tanga style panties. Everyone knows women who cheat always wear thongs. :tongue::biggrin1:
     
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    Yeah but women who cheat aren't going to be caught dead in plain thongs with a daisy, they wear their best janet reger trollop thong :)
     
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    okay...I'll add the next...

    Man: "NOW I WILL USE A SATELLITE IN SPACE TO TRACK MY DAUGHTERS activities...." ((EVIL LAUGH!))
     
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    What happens if I spooge on the sensor?
     
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    An electric current passes along the splooge line and your cock turns black and crusty.
     
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    ...like a Kipper?:rolleyes:
     
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    Nasty.

    So what happens if I eat the panties?
     
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    the local dog catcher confuses the signal and impounds you and two weeks later you're put down like a rabid dawg
     
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    I'm sorry, it's Mawg :tongue:

    Too funny. And nothing a little tinfoil hat couldn't fix :biggrin1:
     
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    i hate to be a killjoy, but you know its a gag, right?
     
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    Did you guys read the testimonials? LOL
    Ew a VIDEO camera?
     
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    Hmmm - these won't work. Only time I ever committed adultery I left my panties at home :cool:
     
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    Where's the men's Forget-me-not Boxers? :tongue:
     
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    Oh go away drumstyck and stop spoiling our fun :)
     
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