Grab your boobs!

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  1. D_Hyacinth Harrytwat

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    No really... Grab 'em! When was the last time you did your monthly self-breast exam?

    I also wanted to post this article I read about 5 quick self-health checks.

    Chatelaine.com: Five self-health checks

    I got a 4/5. I fail miserably at touching my toes comfortably but that's not news to me :tongue:
     
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    I want to grab your boobs. Without using my hands. Well, it would be more of a poke really...
     
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    crayon, i grab my boobs all the time--monthly check up or not! :wink:
     
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    pics?
     
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    I like grabbing my boobs. For both pleasure and practical reasons:

    Pleasures include, but are not limited to :)P): Propping/fondling is great for teasing, they're really soft, and I like touching them, they make fun bouncy toys.

    Practicality: Breast exams (not every month, but occasionally), and keeping my damn clothes on XD Seriously, bloody bras, dresses, regular shirts... constantly have to readjust my clothing and my breasts themselves.

    Still, they're great fun ^-^
     
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    I lost a good friend in December to breast cancer. She found the lump while she was pregnant. She chose not to abort her baby and allowed the cancer to spread. Sad situation.

    Anyhow, I do my self breast exam every month. Sometimes my husbands performs the exam for me. Especially nice to examine while taking a shower and all soaped up.
     
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    grab your boobs. for a second i thought maybe they were running off to join the circus. i got all like "not without me you don't". but nope. they're still where they've always been.

    i do the whole self grope and inspect every month. kinda had it drilled into me from a young age. stupid doctor's don't tell ya breasts are kinda prone to lumps and bumps while ya developing. so there was a mild hypochondria phase for a bit. still i got into good habits for a life time.

    ml

    now i am thinking about everyone playing with their boobs. pervy i know. sorry. all in all a really nice thought :redface:

    ohoh BOYS! grab ya dangly bits. seriously check ya tackle for changes of non happy boy variety on the regular.
     
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    Nah, I totally meant to provoke images of women groping themselves or as Cinnamon suggested, have a buddy/significant other do it :tongue:
     
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    i am available without an appointment. no boobs too big. no boobs too small. if they need grabbin' we grab them all.

    800-ON A BOOB. operators standing by 24 hours a day. 7 days a week.

    ml

    customer satisfaction is our goal. or the next grab is free. :biggrin1:
     
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    That's MY job!! :wink:
     
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    do you service males as well, Mickey?
     
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    because if so, I think I feel a lump
     
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    we can't extend the "no cock too small" promise to our male customers.
    all services are customer specific in terms of availability.

    call now. operators are standing by!

    800 GRB ADIK
     
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    LOL. MickeyLee, I wonder what will happen if someone calls that? Any volunteers?
     
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    i bet someone would pick up if they dial 900 GRB ADIK
     
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    Super Crayon: Great thread. Do you remember the title of the Steve Martin movie where his character exclaims, "It's a good thing I'm not a woman because I would just play with my boobs all day long."

    Yup, time to remind the wimmins to do the monthly breast exam.
     
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    ^^^ Ha ha - and if I were a guy for a week, no one would see me for the whole week!!

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    LOL, I shure dew grab ma boobies!
     
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    i grab boobs as often as i can
     
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