...alright, I'mma need this COVID stuff to come to an end, 'cause I don't think I've EVER been this horny....all I'm ACHING for, is some 'Belfast Muuscle'....preferably, some hot Belfast SAUSAGE!!

...I'm SO falling for this Graeme guy; he's VERY straight, but what I wouldn't PAY to watch him 'rut a bird'! ...ha-HAAA!!



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....He posted a quote in his 'stories' page recently a quote from a writer, something about 'Men who treat Women bad really want another Man..', and HE wrote sumpthin' back, like, 'don't fuk wit da women, kunt, what'ze to YA, ye quid dick!?' ..and, I got SO HOT!


...and, today, he posted a series of stories of him working out, and he's got such a FAT ASS....He's clearly dedicated to honing that massive physique, but I like to think he developed those glutes, because he likes to FUCK reeeeel HARD!

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...I dreamed last night that he was MMA fighting, and he was to rest for a match in the morning; he lost a few matches, and may lose his sponsorship...he's told by his coach, 'no nookie' until he wins, and, natch, he's frustrated as FUK... He slips out his motel bedroom and wants to get, 'a quik hit o' pussy for me nerves, mate...' but doesn't want to lose the match, so.....maybe, a quickie 'suck-off from a 'mate' will sooth ye spirit, ye?!
...He slyly goes to a Gay bar, but doesn't want to go in...so, he hides in an alley; .He sees a Paddy O' Brien-type, walking his way....he knows Paddy ain't gonna give in, so...he'll just 'take' him... He grabs Paddy, & drags him into the alley, and forces him to his knees, and pulls outta his grey jogging draw-stringed pants...a thick, juicy, slab of cock, and force-feeds it to Paddy, murmuring, 'get me off, kit, get me offff...' He's stronger than Paddy, so he shoves his fat meat into Pad's mouth ( he can barely fit ALL of it in there), and Pad slobbers over it good, to work up those juices....he LIKES it, too....Graeme thrusts harder into Pad's face, now angry that Pad's sucking skills are SO good (that he likes it), and thrusts, harder...harder..HARDER....ooooh, ye got me fixed, mate..,ye got.....me....UUUUGHNNGH!



....Pad's mouth, fills with SO much hot, creamy seed, that he spits out a mouthful in the alley, but swallows the rest, because he couldn't hold it from his throat...then, Graeme grabs his heavy, drained cock (with two hands...it's reeeel thick), sloshes it back into his pants, and says, 'you tell anysee 'bout that, I'll nick ye skull off ye shoulders, see!?!' ......walks back to his car, drives to his motel.......and precedes to lose his MMA fight.
....Oh, well, that's the best of it... he got a good squeeze fixed out his nutz for a right while, eh!?
....WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME!!!?????

...ha-HAAA!!

...toodles!