grandpa hung?

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OOOhhhhhh Snap!

Or you could wait until your grandma gets senile and starts telling everyone who will listen that she only married him because he had a "great cock."

*whistles nonchalantly*
 

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during a conversation just tell him that you got a big gun and was a wondering if it came from his side if the family.
his response should answer your question.
 

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Can't you make a judgment based on your observations of his bulge and be satisfied with that? I don't think you really want to go there conversationally with Grandpa! He might get the impression you are " One of the boys ". You did say you were straight, correct?
 

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I don't know why you'd want to.. but use this kinda scenario:

You: Hey gramps I've just got to fill out this form for your. uhh. life insurance... can you answer some questions?
Gramps: OK
You: Age?
Gramps: 78
You: Weight?
Gramps: 82kg
You: Uhh. *cough* penis size?
Gramps: What?
You: Penis Size
Gramps: 14 inches
You: Great, thanks.. I'll finish the rest of the form later.BYE!