Granny Versus Mormons

Heather LouAnna

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Female
Joe: You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...
Porn Actress: They should've done DVDA.
Joe: DVDA?
Porn Actress: Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...