Great Advice

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A nice old story with a different twist- will make you appreciate family.
    My grandmother died in the 50s, but her birthday is coming up, and that
    always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store
    in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds
    or washing the sidewalk...

    Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the
    crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13. We were
    sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for
    the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.

    She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own
    family. 'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a
    woman with small hands.'

    'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.
    She answered in her soft Newfoundland voice.
    'Makes your dick look bigger.
     
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