I love you. Please marry me.ingens said:omg no, that's like malcolm in the middle with out Hal. it'd be OK, but not nearly as fun.
Spladle said:Yeah, cocks can't make noises the way vaginas can.
Are you kidding me? I would pay a lot of money to be able to make noises with my cock. That would be awesome.mehgah said:I think we're all thankful.
Spladle said:Apparently this is going to be a four-way now. You're cool with that, right?
Spladle said:Are you kidding me? I would pay a lot of money to be able to make noises with my cock. That would be awesome.
DoubleMeatWhopper said:Well, ingens's profile reads that he's 99% straight. I think you and Vinny pretty much own his remaining 1%. I'd feel like I'm just in the way.
vinny_spiruccino said:alex8 - you wanna be in it too? I mean we DO have an entire DVD to fill...
alex8 said:If you think you can afford me, and I'm very strict about getting my royalties paid each month :wizard:
vinny_spiruccino said:Well I'll see what I can do... but with that cute face of yours I'd be making a contribution of all my royalties if negotiations weren't to your liking
alex8 said:Vinny, you are perfectly welcomd to make all and any contributions at any time :tongue:
vinny_spiruccino said:Oh yeah??:fingersx: Other than my royalties, wht else would you fancy??
alex8 said:Designer clothing, jewellery, and a monthly allowance of not less than $3000. And, gee, I guess I could tolerate having to tend to your cock as well, if push came to shove. :spank:
vinny_spiruccino said:Well damn, I guess I'm gonna have to become a rapper or something...
alex8 said:I guess unwrapping to get to the contents of your clothing would be more interesting than listening to you rapping, actually :wink:
vinny_spiruccino said:I can push it and shove it very well actually, I don't think you'd just be tolerating...
alex8 said:Well, a little resistance on my part would only make you have to put in all the more effort to break down my defences. At least that was my plan! :biggrin1:
Do not worry, my son. I will turn him.DoubleMeatWhopper said:Well, ingens's profile reads that he's 99% straight. I think you and Vinny pretty much own his remaining 1%. I'd feel like I'm just in the way.
Because that would be awesome beyond belief?alex8 said:*wonders why I am now thinking about the concept of a porn movie with a talking penis*