PornForPatric
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She is a virgin in a world where men will even turn to soft fruit for pleasure.
-Absolutely Fabulous
If you have nothing to write, try killing yourself. If you fail, you'll have something to write about. If you succeed, your troubles will be over!
Ugly Betty
You know, the minute my husband saw me, he said he just went crazy for me.
Yes...he WAS crazy.
You know, I had a big spread in the magazine this week.
Well, it would need to be a big spread to fit you in the magazine, wouldn't it.
Oh, hello Paul. This must be your daughter. <turning to her> Hello. I've known your father for over 40 years you know. Strange we've never met.
- My mother as we walked through the mall and ran into her neighbour out with his new trophy wife
-Absolutely Fabulous
If you have nothing to write, try killing yourself. If you fail, you'll have something to write about. If you succeed, your troubles will be over!
Ugly Betty
You know, the minute my husband saw me, he said he just went crazy for me.
Yes...he WAS crazy.
You know, I had a big spread in the magazine this week.
Well, it would need to be a big spread to fit you in the magazine, wouldn't it.
Oh, hello Paul. This must be your daughter. <turning to her> Hello. I've known your father for over 40 years you know. Strange we've never met.
- My mother as we walked through the mall and ran into her neighbour out with his new trophy wife