Great Words of Wisdom

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As found on Restroom Walls:


I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
--Houghton Library, Harvard University . Cambridge , Massachusetts .


Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
--Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign , IL


Beauty is only a light switch away.
--Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , North Carolina.


Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia .


God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?
-- The Irish Times, Washington , D.C.


Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
--The Bayou, Baton Rouge , Louisiana .


No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill , North Carolina .


At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
--Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , Arizona .


It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona .


Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married!
--Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman , Montana .


God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God
--The Tombs Restaurant. Washington , D.C.


If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--Revolution Books. New York , New York .


A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
--Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas , Texas .
 

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LOL I always have a good time reading the writings in the walls. It's like most people find their inspiration in the toilet!!!!