Great Words of Wisdom

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  1. jakeatolla

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    As found on Restroom Walls:


    I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
    --Houghton Library, Harvard University . Cambridge , Massachusetts .


    Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
    --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign , IL


    Beauty is only a light switch away.
    --Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , North Carolina.


    Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
    --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia .


    God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?
    -- The Irish Times, Washington , D.C.


    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
    --The Bayou, Baton Rouge , Louisiana .


    No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
    --Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill , North Carolina .


    At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
    --Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , Arizona .


    It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
    --Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona .


    Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married!
    --Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman , Montana .


    God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God
    --The Tombs Restaurant. Washington , D.C.


    If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
    --Revolution Books. New York , New York .


    A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
    --Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas , Texas .
     
  2. Gillette

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    How true...
     
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    LOL I always have a good time reading the writings in the walls. It's like most people find their inspiration in the toilet!!!!
     
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