As found on Restroom Walls: I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. --Houghton Library, Harvard University . Cambridge , Massachusetts . Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign , IL Beauty is only a light switch away. --Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , North Carolina. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" --Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia . God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust? -- The Irish Times, Washington , D.C. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. --The Bayou, Baton Rouge , Louisiana . No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. --Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill , North Carolina . At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. --Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , Arizona . It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. --Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona . Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married! --Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman , Montana . God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God --The Tombs Restaurant. Washington , D.C. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. --Revolution Books. New York , New York . A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. --Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas , Texas .