Greatest Penis of History

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    Great dicks of history

    Ok it will require imagination unless you have a time machine. I would like to know who had the best dick in history. What did it look like and how does it suite its owner?

    I am sure it has been done before but hell its fun to do it with all us newbie members
     
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    You'd have trouble knowing how big anyone's was before the days of porn films.
    The only historical cock I can think of is Ra-Ra-Rasputin's. I remember hearing on Eurotrash (a trashy TV programme) that his cock was about 12" long. It's been pickled and is on display in some museum in Russia, although that may be complete rubbish:
    Rasputin's penis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
     
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    You cant go past good old Johnny Holmes
     
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    You have no idea how long I've been waiting to use these pictures... :rolleyes:

    AYOR, people... because it's (allegedly, although I doubt it) a pickled penis... :rolleyes: --->
     

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    Every time I see the Rasputin turd I just about hurl.

    Is Rudolph Valentino historical enough?
     
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    Interesting but it needs to take into account certain variables. When you say GREAT do you mean size? Appearance? Curvature? Are the scrotum and contents included? Then too, each of us has our own tastes in penis appearance (and penis taste) so that changes the parameters as well. Erect or flacid? I have seen a great looking softy turn into a much less appealing erect penis.

    Everybody has their own desires, so it may be difficult to get a fair read.

    Among others I would have enjoyed seeing Alexander the Great--just to find out if he really was, and Ivan the terrible--was it really that terrible or just aesthetically unappealing? Was penis size or appearance the real reason King Herod wanted all baby boys dead 2000 years ago and did Pontius Pilate have worries about his balls being too small when he turned Jesus over to the crowds wishes? I guess I'd like to see the penis of every person in history who did something that changed history radically. Speaking of which does anyone know if Abbie Hoffman was well endowed?
     
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    porn star dick rambone has a 15inch cock.to my knowledge he was the biggest.he was like 5/9 170.and his cock was probably 6inches in diameter.he wasnt too successful in the porno business,as he could only do one scene daily.it looked like a donkeys cock mounted on his body.
     
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    I think that 15" is greatly exaggerated for Dick Rambone.
    I downloaded one of his movies from Kazaa and was expecting to see a dong which swung down to his knees but it was similar in size to John Holmes so 11" max.
     
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    Indeed, the claims of 15" were purely for publicity purposes. :rolleyes:

    Most estimates of the actual size range from 8.5" to 12" (the latter still way too high an estimate imho):
     

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    There is something undeniably erotic about that beautiful blond (third of Alex's photos) staring at the display of Rasputin's pickled prick. What is she thinking? Could I take all of that? Where could I find a man with one of those? What thoughts are going through that attractive woman's head?
     
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    I wouldn't mind knowing what Casanova was packing.

    And I recall hearing something ridiculous about Cyrano de Bergerac having two.
     
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    Ok you seem to have the idea. Yes there are lots of variables.
     
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    Wasn't the Rasputin penis supposed to actually be some kind of radish or something?
    Rambone: 10 inches, max. And a disappointing performer.
     
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    After seeing the pix that Alex8 found I agree!
    I heard that he was usually even floppier than Tony Duncan -Mr. 18".
     
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    There are many statues and artworks depicting huge penises in the ruins of ancient Pompeii.

    Intact Gallery
     
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    Apparently in Roman times it was seen as undesirable to have a large penis!? An object of ridicule...:0
     
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    On that first guy from the gallery, what was all that curled up stuff at his base. I am hoping it was stylish pubes and not skin.
     
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    your all nuts..
    Milton Berle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Milton Berle is my favorite..

    there are stories of him, back in the 'rat pack' days when guys thought they were big, and would challenge him to a contest in front of a large group of people.. 'Uncle Milti' being the 'bigger man' would ask the other man to go first,
    then he would "only roll out enough to win" - he didn't want to embarress the guy.
    I have heard that he was over 12"
    when he passed away, I was hoping he was on the 'organ doner program'
    ;):rolleyes:
     
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