Greatest Penis of History

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Rambone was definately not into the Galactic measurements that he was claimed to be, but I must say, it was certainly one of the better looking cocks in Porn.

Imagine............if he and Holmes did a 3 some movie, mmf..............now thats what I call entertainment!:smile:
 

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I understand your comment is in ref to Rambone...but, I wish the LPSG members would pls. be considered of us guys who are 10 inchers (or more)
that have some difficulty of getting a firm erection and maintaining it.
I fall in this category and get a bit defensive about it; and I know I'm not the only LPSG Member in this category...but maybe the only one who will admit it on this site.
I have said it once, and I will say it again, and again and again...
one of the draw backs for having a large/huge/long penis is not being able to supply enough blood flow. The larger the penis, the more blood and effort it takes to maintain. It's not the best gift in the world to deal with.
Question: Why is there more expectation(s) placed upon the guy with a large penis and expected to always do, an out of this world performance,
for people to see and talk about it. I Hate it. :mad: Guess that's why I'd never
make it in the pron world with other reasons too.
Okay... I've vented. Thanks for the support.

Whopper-lee:cool:
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I AGREE.A BIG COCK IS NOT ALL PEOPLE MAKE IT OUT TO BE.OFTEN TIMES MORE A CURSE THAN A BLESSING.
 

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I understand your comment is in ref to Rambone...but, I wish the LPSG members would pls. be considered of us guys who are 10 inchers (or more)
that have some difficulty of getting a firm erection and maintaining it.
I fall in this category and get a bit defensive about it; and I know I'm not the only LPSG Member in this category...but maybe the only one who will admit it on this site.
I have said it once, and I will say it again, and again and again...
one of the draw backs for having a large/huge/long penis is not being able to supply enough blood flow. The larger the penis, the more blood and effort it takes to maintain. It's not the best gift in the world to deal with.
Question: Why is there more expectation(s) placed upon the guy with a large penis and expected to always do, an out of this world performance,
for people to see and talk about it. I Hate it. :mad: Guess that's why I'd never
make it in the pron world with other reasons too.
Okay... I've vented. Thanks for the support.
Whopper-lee:cool:
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I hear yuh, Whopper-lee.
But I didn't mean to disparage Rambone for the rather phlegmatic nature of his erections. Rick Donovan was the same, perhaps more so, but a far more exciting performer ... because he got into the action.
When I said Rambone was a disappointing performer, I meant as a total package (and no, I'm not punning).
For the record, I like softies.
 

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I understand your comment is in ref to Rambone...but, I wish the LPSG members would pls. be considered of us guys who are 10 inchers (or more)
that have some difficulty of getting a firm erection and maintaining it.
I fall in this category and get a bit defensive about it; and I know I'm not the only LPSG Member in this category...but maybe the only one who will admit it on this site.
I have said it once, and I will say it again, and again and again...
one of the draw backs for having a large/huge/long penis is not being able to supply enough blood flow. The larger the penis, the more blood and effort it takes to maintain. It's not the best gift in the world to deal with.
Question: Why is there more expectation(s) placed upon the guy with a large penis and expected to always do, an out of this world performance,
for people to see and talk about it. I Hate it. :mad: Guess that's why I'd never
make it in the pron world with other reasons too.
Okay... I've vented. Thanks for the support.

Whopper-lee:cool:
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I don't say this often but...

"Put up or shut up." you make ridiculous claims and tell fantasy stories.

http://www.lpsg.org/young-and-hung/41084-guys-would-you-show-him-3.html#post681290
http://www.lpsg.org/adult-websites/22391-mr-18-inches-3.html#post691759


Anyway if Milton Berle is that guy who died in a car crash (in France?) then I would say he is the biggest. There was a link to a page about him from here.

Pornstars are just pretend big for the most part; never as big as you think (or as they say)
 

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I can think of 2 of them.

George Bush and Dick Cheney

They've gotten away with fucking over their country and the world
remember in the 80s there was a guy called moby dick.supposedly he had a 17inch dick.also a guy caled white lightning,that had a whopping 20inch dong.what ever happened to those two pricks?no pun intended.
 

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remember in the 80s there was a guy called moby dick.supposedly he had a 17inch dick.also a guy caled white lightning,that had a whopping 20inch dong.what ever happened to those two pricks?no pun intended.

Moby Dick, Long Dong Silver, and others of their ilk all used prosthetic sheaths over their real cocks. Their modernday counterparts are the Insane Cock Brothas. Their use of rubber dongs is well-documented. Hence why they were able to claim penis dimensions which have never been attested medically or statistically in any research conducted. Not on human beings, at least. :rolleyes:
 

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I agree with above, John Holmes was the king. Ridiculously skinny body and I never saw him get it up but being so big, he just shoved it in. I only once saw him ejaculate with any force, and that was nothing special. He usually produced just a drop or two. It didn't seem to go with his dimensions. I suppose j/o in front of camera all day would answer that tho!
 

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I agree with above, John Holmes was the king. Ridiculously skinny body and I never saw him get it up but being so big, he just shoved it in. I only once saw him ejaculate with any force, and that was nothing special. He usually produced just a drop or two. It didn't seem to go with his dimensions. I suppose j/o in front of camera all day would answer that tho!
what ever became of the sexual acrobat scott taylor? there were claims that he was bout 14 or so.its like he faded into oblivion.
 

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that pickled rasputin cock has been proven as a fake.
Has it? The pictures of the pickled specimen posted by Alex definitely show a mammalian penis. Equine or human? If the latter, then Oh My God! Or are you saying that its been proven as a fake because its provenance cannot be documented, but it is human? I'm confused here. Can you cite your reference?
 

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Has it? The pictures of the pickled specimen posted by Alex definitely show a mammalian penis. Equine or human? If the latter, then Oh My God! Or are you saying that its been proven as a fake because its provenance cannot be documented, but it is human? I'm confused here. Can you cite your reference?

I believe there may have been some confusion here due to the existence of multiple Rasputin penises. :rolleyes: One was put up for sale during the 1990s which turned out to be a sea-cucumber. The provenance of the item in the Moscow Sex Museum is different, however, and the specimen has never been handed over for examination outside the jar; guesses as to its true identity have ranged from a radish :)confused: :biggrin1:); via a mandrake root; an out-and-out fabrication made from various anatomical specimens sewn together; and onto the most likely explanation, as you suggest, a penis of equine origin.
 

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I believe there may have been some confusion here due to the existence of multiple Rasputin penises. :rolleyes: One was put up for sale during the 1990s which turned out to be a sea-cucumber. The provenance of the item in the Moscow Sex Museum is different, however, and the specimen has never been handed over for examination outside the jar; guesses as to its true identity have ranged from a radish :)confused: :biggrin1:); via a mandrake root; an out-and-out fabrication made from various anatomical specimens sewn together; and onto the most likely explanation, as you suggest, a penis of equine origin.


Nope. Not equine. We have and raise horses and that ain't no stallion dick.
 

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Who knows for sure, but at least it gives me a chance to post my favorite Valentino photograph again :rolleyes::

---> http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/gamini05/Valentino.jpg

Yes, thanks, Alex. This is one of my favorite Valentino pictures. I don't know where I first saw it, but it is great to see it again!

Another favorite was in a swimming magazine a few years ago of Duke Kahanamoku, Olympic swimmer (first time 1912) and major surfer from Hawaii. There's a shot of him in his old time tank suit that hides little, but I haven't been able to find it on the net.

One of my current era favorites was posted on here a few days ago of Pavel Novotny:
http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/adu...32-pavel-novotny-aka-max-orloff-greece002.jpg
 

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Great dicks of history

Ok it will require imagination unless you have a time machine. I would like to know who had the best dick in history. What did it look like and how does it suite its owner?

I am sure it has been done before but hell its fun to do it with all us newbie members


Historical penis' eh? What about prehistorical penis'? The Brachiosaurus was the biggest of all the dinosaurs. They probably had a cock the size of a bus. :biggrin1:

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