Ever wonder why the all the GREEK Gods had very small penises? I mean come on after all these guys are GODS!! I hate to think a mere mortal like myself could put a GOD to shame! LOL : As someone who loves Greek history and art it clear from the paintings and sculpture that the Greeks were more taken with a beautiful body and not a HUGE cock. (see pics of Hermes, Dionysos and Eros) Any experts out there on Greek History who might have studies this? If not sounds like an excellent topic for someone doctoral thesis. I can see the title now Why the Greeks made their Gods with small penises. By: We like them big.