Greek Vs Italian

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  1. windtalkerways

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    A Greek and Italian were arguing over
    who had the superior culture.

    The Greek says, "We have the
    Parthenon."


    Arching his eyebrows, the Italian
    replies, "We have the Coliseum."

    The Greek retorts, "We Greeks
    gave birth to advanced mathematics"

    The Italian, nodding agreement, says,
    "But we built the Roman Empire."

    And so on and so on until the Greek
    comes up with what he thinks will
    end the discussion.

    With a flourish of finality he says,
    "We invented sex!"

    The Italian replies, "That is true but
    it was the Italians who introduced
    it to women."
     
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    That was one of your best

     
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    I dont get it!?!?!
     
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    Very funny Windy.

    Tall Guy... Gay sex was a normal part of the culture in early greece.
     
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    Oh I am totally aware of the meaning of the joke. I just meant I dont get any sex. :biglaugh:
     
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    Funny, because I thought you were being cute and had that in mind when you posted, talldude!
     
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    Funny, Tall! :tongue:
     
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    Which, as the official Italian stance goes, is where it remains to this day.:rolleyes:
     
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    WHy did the Romans neve loose a battle to the Greeks ?
    because the were afrain to turn AROUND and run.
     
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    Good one! :biggrin1:
     
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