Greek Vs Italian

[windtalkerways]

A Greek and Italian were arguing over
who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the
Parthenon."


Arching his eyebrows, the Italian
replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks
gave birth to advanced mathematics"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says,
"But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek
comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says,
"We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true but
it was the Italians who introduced
it to women."

 

[hotnmpls2000@yahoo.com]

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A Greek and Italian were arguing over
who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the
Parthenon."


Arching his eyebrows, the Italian
replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks
gave birth to advanced mathematics"

The Italian, nodding agreement, says,
"But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek
comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says,
"We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true but
it was the Italians who introduced
it to women."

 

[tallguypns]

I dont get it!?!?!

 

[Chuck64]

Very funny Windy.

Tall Guy... Gay sex was a normal part of the culture in early greece.

 

[tallguypns]

Very funny Windy.

Tall Guy... Gay sex was a normal part of the culture in early greece.

Oh I am totally aware of the meaning of the joke. I just meant I dont get any sex. :biglaugh:

 

[B_RoysToy]

Oh I am totally aware of the meaning of the joke. I just meant I dont get any sex. :biglaugh:

Funny, because I thought you were being cute and had that in mind when you posted, talldude!

 

[windtalkerways]

Oh I am totally aware of the meaning of the joke. I just meant I dont get any sex. :biglaugh:

Funny, Tall! :tongue:

 

[B_Stronzo]

"And so on and so on until the Greek
comes up with what he thinks will
end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says,
"We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true but
it was the Italians who introduced
it to women."

Which, as the official Italian stance goes, is where it remains to this day.

 

[jakeatolla]

WHy did the Romans neve loose a battle to the Greeks ?
because the were afrain to turn AROUND and run.

 

[windtalkerways]

Good one! :biggrin1: