Hi all. First thing; I don't have a huge penis. It don't even have a large penis. I've never measured it and I don't ever plan to. I guess that's a strange way to start an introduction, but given the reason for this forum's existence, it seemed appropriate. Mademoiselle Rouge suggested that I might enjoy being here, so I joined on her recommendation. She tells me that there are some very nice people here and given the number of troll haven forums I've been to recently, a forum with nice people would be a welcome change. I see that there's is a question template that newbies can fill out in their intro thread but that seems a tad formulaic and I like to talk ALOT, so I'll just free style it. I'm an Australian and I'm currently a student but I graduate in about month so I can call myself a software engineer at this point without feeling like I'm jumping the gun. It's a bit of a career change for me. Prior to university I worked in warehousing and tried to make it professionally as a musician by night. Obviously that didn't work out, hence the career change. I'm pretty liberal sexually, but I'm also quite vanilla, something I'm trying to change. Umm, what else can I say. I can be sickly sentimental but I hide it with humour and from time to time my personality will change to dark moody emo misanthrope which usually means you'll get irritated at my negativity. Oh yeah, I'm 39, non-white and over-weight. The tl;dr version Hi all. Average penis. Mademoiselle Rouge's friend. Australian. Looking for nice people. Musician. Computer nerd. Likes sex. Moody. Old. Darky. Fat. Bye.