Alright, I'll do it: I shall introduce myself. I joined LPSG several days ago, and so far, I am having the ride, er, the time of my life. Sorry, I got my sex life confused with...never mind. I've learned several things already: I discovered xtube. (I know, I must have been hiding under a rock.) I think I'm becoming adDICKted to it. I learned you can actually view the effect of a huge dildo on someone's stomach--and God knows what other organs. And I thought I'd seen everything. There are several members whose cock pics are absolutely incredible. I think my favorite so far is---shit, I forgot his name! I think it's Josh something; I'll come back to it. And now, a little bit about who I am...Let's see... I live in Miami. I'm a songwriter (but not professionally) and musician. I'm a poet/philosopher/writer (but not professionally). I play tennis (but not professionally--seeing a pattern?). I have a wicked sense of humor. I blog regularly on myspace. I am Cuban-American. I am the son of a Pentecostal preacher--and I turned out gay! (of course!) I have dark hair and my eyes are blueish green. What else? Oh yeah, I've always been happy with my big, uncut cock--that is, until I saw the really huge cocks on this site (like some guy who's username is epic, I believe! Wow! (I'm kidding; still quite happy with my schlong.) I have never been able to relate to the whole top vs. bottom, gay roles thing. I am fully versatile, and I believe when you care about someome--and even when you just need to bang for the thrill of it--the best fun you can have is when you experience it all. In a perfect world, right? But lest I bore you with an exorbitant amount of details, I shall simply say: Hello. It's good to be here. Cheers! (p.s.: How come I can't find any double penetration videos on xtube? Just wonderin'.) Ciao for now, all.