Greetings & Salutations from bayonet

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by bayonet, Feb 21, 2008.

  1. bayonet

    bayonet New Member

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    Alright, I'll do it: I shall introduce myself. I joined LPSG several days ago, and so far, I am having the ride, er, the time of my life. Sorry, I got my sex life confused with...never mind.

    I've learned several things already:

    I discovered xtube. (I know, I must have been hiding under a rock.) I think I'm becoming adDICKted to it.

    I learned you can actually view the effect of a huge dildo on someone's stomach--and God knows what other organs. And I thought I'd seen everything.

    There are several members whose cock pics are absolutely incredible. I think my favorite so far is---shit, I forgot his name! I think it's Josh something; I'll come back to it.


    And now, a little bit about who I am...Let's see...


    I live in Miami.

    I'm a songwriter (but not professionally) and musician.

    I'm a poet/philosopher/writer (but not professionally).

    I play tennis (but not professionally--seeing a pattern?).

    I have a wicked sense of humor.

    I blog regularly on myspace.

    I am Cuban-American.

    I am the son of a Pentecostal preacher--and I turned out gay! (of course!)

    I have dark hair and my eyes are blueish green.

    What else?

    Oh yeah, I've always been happy with my big, uncut cock--that is, until I saw the really huge cocks on this site (like some guy who's username is epic, I believe! Wow! (I'm kidding; still quite happy with my schlong.)

    I have never been able to relate to the whole top vs. bottom, gay roles thing. I am fully versatile, and I believe when you care about someome--and even when you just need to bang for the thrill of it--the best fun you can have is when you experience it all. In a perfect world, right?

    But lest I bore you with an exorbitant amount of details, I shall simply say:

    Hello. It's good to be here. Cheers!

    (p.s.: How come I can't find any double penetration videos on xtube? Just wonderin'.)

    Ciao for now, all.
     
  2. BikerGirlnAtl

    BikerGirlnAtl New Member

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  3. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Welcome, bayonet.
     
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    Hi and Welcome!
     
  5. sevencirc

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    Howdy Bayonet - Welcome aboard, and have a great time!
     
  6. Mr. Bungle

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    You're a musician, bayonet? Cool - so am I!! Guitar and keys - welcome aboard - hope you enjoy your stay!!
     
  7. Hockeytiger

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    I have to admit I'm a little envious. I have absolutely no musical skill whatsoever, period. I also wish I were a better writer too.

    Anyway, welcome aboard.

    P.S. I agree with you entirely about the top vs. bottom thing.
     
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