Greetings

[english.firestorm]

Hey, I'm new here and my welcome message asked me to post a new thread here, so here i am.

Hi <Waves> Talk to me, make me feel welcome!

 

[Bryan_Lyte2]

Hey, I'm new here and my welcome message asked me to post a new thread here, so here i am.

Hi <Waves> Talk to me, make me feel welcome!

*waves*

 

[D_alex8]

*raises an eyebrow at a fellow demonic-cat owner* :salook:

 

[english.firestorm]

alex8, ur cat is demonic too?! wow, i thought mine was the only one. maybe they're related?

 

[D_alex8]

alex8, ur cat is demonic too?! wow, i thought mine was the only one. maybe they're related?

It depends ... if yours has ever run off with a whole apple pie, then they could be related :wink: ... or if yours has ever stuck a paw in your mouth to wake you up in the morning ... or lets you sleep in so long as it can use your genitals as a warm pillow.

*sigh*

Who wouldn't want a cat? :biggrin1:

 

[Scooby]

*raises an eyebrow at a fellow demonic-cat owner* :salook:

I prefferred the flirting bit of the profile.

Hi and welcome from another newbie in UK

 

[GoneA]

Hey, I'm new here and my welcome message asked me to post a new thread here, so here i am.

Hi <Waves> Talk to me, make me feel welcome!

hello and welcome to the group. you have now become an x-men.

 

[english.firestorm]

ahhh thank you guys i do loovvee flirting, but it helps if people flirt back

alex, my cat hasnt run off with a pie, but she has an annoying tendency to run off with my homework. or puke hairballs up on it. and i regularly get woken up with a paw up the nose. she isnt content to let me sleep, no matter where i let her snuggle. i do love her tho

 

[B_Hickboy]

Hey! Isn't Stoke-onTrent where they make Bass Ale?

:flirt:
:flirt:
:flirt:

 

[davidjh7]

It depends ... if yours has ever run off with a whole apple pie, then they could be related :wink: ... or if yours has ever stuck a paw in your mouth to wake you up in the morning ... or lets you sleep in so long as it can use your genitals as a warm pillow.

*sigh*

Who wouldn't want a cat? :biggrin1:

If I can use your genitals as a warm pillow, can I be your cat? :biggrin1:
(Ok--you KNEW I couldn;t let that one go...:tongue: )

 

[D_alex8]

If I can use your genitals as a warm pillow, can I be your cat? :biggrin1:
(Ok--you KNEW I couldn;t let that one go...:tongue: )

Obviously, my genitals can only serve as a pillow while totally soft and unaroused ... so, yes, they should indeed be able to serve as a pillow in your presence!

 

[GoneA]

If I can use your genitals as a warm pillow, can I be your cat? :biggrin1:

that'd be an interesting transformation...

 

[davidjh7]

Obviously, my genitals can only serve as a pillow while totally soft and unaroused ... so, yes, they should indeed be able to serve as a pillow in your presence!

OK---I think I've been insulted.:tongue: Alex 2, David zero.:biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

OK---I think I've been insulted.:tongue: Alex 2, David zero.:biggrin1:

Tsk, but you know there is a special prize when we reach 10-0! :wink:

 

[davidjh7]

Tsk, but you know there is a special prize when we reach 10-0! :wink:

Let me guess----I get kicked in the had with an iron boot?:biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

Let me guess----I get kicked in the head with an iron boot?:biggrin1:

*sigh*

Sometimes prizes are nice things, David. It could be a whole set of dazzling gold shiny condoms, for all you know. Or a customized rumpology reading based on the image you sent me earlier. :smile:

 

[davidjh7]

*sigh*

Sometimes prizes are nice things, David. It could be a whole set of dazzling gold shiny condoms, for all you know. Or a customized rumpology reading based on the image you sent me earlier. :smile:

I sent you an image?!?! I guess I need to start taking my medication again....

 

[english.firestorm]

i go away for a few hours and i come back to find i've missed a whole long conversation.

 

[GoneA]

i go away for a few hours and i come back to find i've missed a whole long conversation.

oh that's not at all uncommon. stupid threadjackers, the lot of them...

 

[english.firestorm]

best way to get to know someone is to read their threadjackings