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  1. D_Tam_Ponnit

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    :alien: Greetings Earthlings, do not be alarmed I come in peace.

    I crash landed on your planet 7 earth days ago and was soon rescued and taken to my temporary new home you call 'Area 51'. It is a very unusual place but the people seem to be friendly as I have been prodded and probed many times.

    I have to stay here now until I can repair my ship. I need a Lithium Photon Signal Generator. I entered this information and Google sent me here.

    I have communicated with some very interesting earthlings here and learnt much. I now understand that earthlings exist in at least 2 different genders.

    I am 345 old/unsure about gender/from Quark 320. I am 720 tall and have a number of tentacles, which I am very proud of.

    I have located the part I need to fix my ship (there is a second hand one on etebay). This will take about 30 of your earth days to arrive, so I will make more visits here before I can leave.

    Until we meet again as we say on Quark 320 "ubiekervul" (take care) - AL

    :alien:
     
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    Welcome
     
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    HAve to say that this is one of best, if not the best, introduction on LPSG I saw so far...
    With small delay Welcome Alien Bro, (my time counts a bit different than yrs and Earthlings, u know im from Marseostrius71 ...and it been only one day here that passed since u landed)...
     
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    Welcome. Take me to your breeder.
     
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    I've missed you in chat. xD
     
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