Grocery List For Ennis And Jack

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  1. windtalkerways

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    Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists
    For Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist

    Summer, 1963

    WEEK ONE
    Beans
    Bacon
    Coffee
    Whiskey


    WEEK TWO
    Beans
    Ham
    Coffee
    Whiskey


    WEEK THREE
    Beans Al Fresca
    Thin-Sliced Bacon
    Hazelnut Coffee
    Sky Vodka & Tanqueray Gin
    K-Y Gel


    WEEK FOUR
    Beans En Salade
    Pancetta
    Coffee (Espresso Grind)
    5-6 Bottles Best Chardonnay
    2 Tubes K-Y Gel


    WEEK FIVE
    Fresh Fava Beans
    Jasmine Rice
    Prosciutto, Approx. 8 Ounces, Thinly Sliced
    Medallions Of Veal
    Porcini Mushrooms
    1/2 Pint Of Heavy Whipping Cream
    1 Cub Scout Uniform, Size 42 Long
    5-6 Bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
    1 Extra Large Bottle Astro-Glide


    WEEK SIX
    Yukon Gold Potatoes
    Heavy Whipping Cream
    Asparagus (Very Thin)

    Organic Eggs
    Spanish Lemons
    Gruyere Cheese (Well Aged)
    Crushed Walnuts
    Arugula
    Clarified Butter
    Extra Virgin Olive Oil
    Pure Balsamic Vinegar
    6 Yards White Silk Organdy
    6 Yards Pale Ivory Taffeta
    3 Cases Of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
    Large Tin Crisco





     
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