Grooming for a Physical Exam

[cyberczar]

Have you thought about finding a new doctor or dentist? Sounds like yours are more interested in the kick-backs and finder's fees from their colleagues rather than your health.

My dentist and doctor does no such thing (and I have a PPO so I make it easy for them if they wanted to).

I will disagree with you on one thing: my hygienist is most definitely into big dicks. If it weren't for the fact that I love her to death, and that she's got a great personality and comedic wit (we make the whole place uneasy with our innuendos every six months) I'd probably have found a new one a long time ago, but as it stands now we've been seeing eachother for the last 12 years.

I think it's important to really exude self-confidence, because doctors and dentists are always ready to send you to a specialist for something you may not need…

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

You DO know me better than that, I know you do. You need to meet me in person, though. Just ask the currently-banned-snoozan-of-whom-we-do-not-speak. She will tell you that after spending some time around me, you get a better appreciation for my humor and my passion.

Yes I know you better than that DC. I'd love to meet you in person. Since Rubi refuses to meet me, how about I meet you and your significant other. You are a might bit farther than Rubi, though.. like a whole 'nother country. I've been to DC/Baltimore before, so that's not a problem. I've seen how mature humor (satire, parody, sarcasm, etc) often doesn't translate well through text.

Rubi.... one last chance!

 

[Robcolt23]

YOu should not jack off for 7 days prior to a Physical Exam. Very Important.

 

[DC_DEEP]

YOu should not jack off for 7 days prior to a Physical Exam. Very Important.

Everyone knows that, but should I leave my butt plug in or take it out before a complete physical?

 

[uncut1234]

tell me if anyone else agrees here..
if youve ever been to a woman docter or knew you were getting a exam from one ,ahead of time, do you ever get so nervous about getting a boner in front of her while shes touching it that the exact opposite happens and it actually shrivels up and like sucks in?! lol.. my family doctor for a while was a female, mid 40's, good looking, and id get so nervous each time ffor a physicall thinking id get a boner, that instead it shriveled up like i just got outa a cold pool..kinda almost wish i got the boner instead everytime..

 

[8inchfordoc]

Being moderately hairy I will usually trim my chest and stomach hair a little before having a physical exam. This is a once, maybe twice, a year thing for me since I like being hairy. This is done to hopefully eliminate the need to shave me while conducting an EKG. On several occassions the nurse has shaved me in order to get the electrodes to stick properly. Unfortunately, when shaving was necessary I had several bare spots on my chest until the hiar grew back. Since I started trimming before an exam the need to spot shave my chest has been eliminated. Also, I usually masturbate the night before and the morning of my exam. Hopefully, this will reduce the possibility of an erection and obvious precum! After the j/o I shit, shower, and then shave my face.

 

[lakecreeker]

All I would do if I had to go have a physical for anything other than a sports physical, I might shower just before going in. I have gone for work physicals and what a joke whose were. The doctor never even saw me, they just signed and wrote something as was needed by employer. Office asked what I was getting reimbursed from employer, and that was all has ever cost me. I wouldn't work for a company that required physicals every so often. That is just being to damn nosy and a matter of termination in some cases. I have friends that are medical doctors, and very seldom have had to use thier services. In fact one told me the quote. If you feel good, don't be coming to see me, if you have insurance I have to find something wrong with you. Put you on meds that you don't really need.

 

[Gustavovolvo]

I don't trim or shave the hair it's not like the doctor hasn't seen hair before.

 

[hung]

No special preps for my annual physical.

I did shave the hair above my penis prior to a hernia surgery. I felt I could do it as well as the medical staff.

No problem. In fact the nurse appreciated my advance work. Made the pre-op procedure simplier for her.

It did grow back.

 

[sleepiboi]

I make sure I was shaved/trimmed and clean down there.