Gross question...

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by D_Elijah_MorganWood, Dec 30, 2005.

  1. D_Elijah_MorganWood

    D_Elijah_MorganWood New Member

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    OK guys, this isn't a joke (I know I'm gonna get roasted for this)

    What do you call an anal queef? It's not a fart and it's not a queef so...????
     
  2. DC_DEEP

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    .....wtf?.....
     
  3. GoneA

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    *just thought i'd reiterate this*
     
  4. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    Oh guys, don't pretend like you've never experienced this. It's a legit question. Let's hear from someone else. I've asked quite a few people and nobody can give me an answer including the peanut gallery that's already piped in. I figured if I can't ask this here then...time to go to Disney.com

    Where would you like me to put this...Meet and Greet? I fuck with a large penis so I figure it applies.
     
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    Lets make a new word, I'll call it a Quarf.
     
  6. vinny_spiruccino

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    I just about "quarfed" out my kidneys I laughed so hard over that one...
     
  7. DC_DEEP

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    Or a "feef?"
     
  8. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    OK, so we have Poot, Quarf and Feef. Anyone else? I submit Qwart.
     
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    I'd call it hilarious by any name.
     
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    god i so wish im made a MOD
     
  11. Pecker

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    The correct term is aurally enhanced displacement.
     
  12. GoneA

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    ooh, my doctor said i had AED ... not ADD.
     
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    I've always called it a rectal love gasp when it's come up in conversation.
     
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    I will incorporate this phrase into my daily conversations.
     
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    I just told my girlfriend that I wanted to hear a vaginal love gasp, and she swatted me on the back of the head.

    Words of the wise: Flowery words don't always get flowery results.
     
  16. headbang8

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    "Darling, I wonder if you could writhe around wildly for a moment or two, and trap some air in your vagina so that when I thrust, not at all gently, into your most tender and delicate region, your labia will make a sort of farty noise which I will interpret as your beautiful honeypot gasping with pleasure as it embraces the full majesty of my love-rod."

    What's her problem?
     
  17. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    OK, I have to say "Rectal Love Gasp" is great. As far as pussy farts go, the Brits have it hands down with "Fanny Farts".
     
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    And shall we not forget the ever popular rectal guffaw.
     
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    Would the opposite be a cunt chuckle?
     
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    They did a sitcom on TV about this.

    Make Room for Daddy.
     
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