Gross question...

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

OK guys, this isn't a joke (I know I'm gonna get roasted for this)

What do you call an anal queef? It's not a fart and it's not a queef so...????

 

[DC_DEEP]

.....wtf?.....

 

[GoneA]

.....wtf?.....

*just thought i'd reiterate this*

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Oh guys, don't pretend like you've never experienced this. It's a legit question. Let's hear from someone else. I've asked quite a few people and nobody can give me an answer including the peanut gallery that's already piped in. I figured if I can't ask this here then...time to go to Disney.com

Where would you like me to put this...Meet and Greet? I fuck with a large penis so I figure it applies.

 

[madame_zora]

Oh guys, don't pretend like you've never experienced this. It's a legit question. Let's hear from someone else. I've asked quite a few people and nobody can give me an answer including the peanut gallery that's already piped in. I figured if I can't ask this here then...time to go to Disney.com

Where would you like me to put this...Meet and Greet? I fuck with a large penis so I figure it applies.

Lets make a new word, I'll call it a Quarf.

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Lets make a new word, I'll call it a Quarf.

I just about "quarfed" out my kidneys I laughed so hard over that one...

 

[DC_DEEP]

Lets make a new word, I'll call it a Quarf.

Or a "feef?"

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Lets make a new word, I'll call it a Quarf.

OK, so we have Poot, Quarf and Feef. Anyone else? I submit Qwart.

 

[Pappy]

I'd call it hilarious by any name.

 

[B_horribleperson]

god i so wish im made a MOD

 

[Pecker]

The correct term is aurally enhanced displacement.

 

[GoneA]

The correct term is aurally enhanced displacement.

ooh, my doctor said i had AED ... not ADD.

 

[headbang8]

I've always called it a rectal love gasp when it's come up in conversation.

 

[B_Spladle]

I've always called it a rectal love gasp when it's come up in conversation.

I will incorporate this phrase into my daily conversations.

 

[mehgah]

I've always called it a rectal love gasp when it's come up in conversation.

I just told my girlfriend that I wanted to hear a vaginal love gasp, and she swatted me on the back of the head.

Words of the wise: Flowery words don't always get flowery results.

 

[headbang8]

I just told my girlfriend that I wanted to hear a vaginal love gasp, and she swatted me on the back of the head.

Words of the wise: Flowery words don't always get flowery results.

"Darling, I wonder if you could writhe around wildly for a moment or two, and trap some air in your vagina so that when I thrust, not at all gently, into your most tender and delicate region, your labia will make a sort of farty noise which I will interpret as your beautiful honeypot gasping with pleasure as it embraces the full majesty of my love-rod."

What's her problem?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

I will incorporate this phrase into my daily conversations.

OK, I have to say "Rectal Love Gasp" is great. As far as pussy farts go, the Brits have it hands down with "Fanny Farts".

 

[madame_zora]

And shall we not forget the ever popular rectal guffaw.

 

[headbang8]

And shall we not forget the ever popular rectal guffaw.

Would the opposite be a cunt chuckle?

 

[Pecker]

They did a sitcom on TV about this.

Make Room for Daddy.