Grower Test!

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  1. EastCoast

    EastCoast New Member

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    I'm curious to have people do a simple test to see how large their penises are flaccid, how large they are erect, and how much they grow.

    The Test:
    I filled a wide mouthed water bottle to the brim and then inserted my flaccid penis and marked the line of displacement. Then, I did the same with my fully erect penis... Take a measuring cup and pour water back into the water bottle. Measure exactly how much water you pour back into the bottle to fill it from each line.

    My results:
    The displacement volume of my erect penis was almost exactly 1 cup or 8.0 oz. The volume of my flaccid penis was 1/3 of a cup or 2.7 oz. This means my erect penis is 3 times the size of my flaccid penis!

    I took a series of pictures and showed them to katie_34D, ask her to verify!

    I'm curious to hear what other people's volumes are...please reply with what you come up with!


    -EastCoast
     
  2. Matthew

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    I love the penis/water volume threads.
     
  3. EastCoast

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    sorry if this is a common thread man, my bad, whatever
     
  4. Matthew

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    Hey, do your thing. It's all good.
     
  5. fratpack

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    Okay, so wait a minute, I was never really good at math...So Roger leaves New York travelling west at 55 mph and Susie has three oranges that cost 35 cents each....oh,oh, oh I know the Dallas Cowboys.
     
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    Because, you know, this is SO much simpler than using a ruler.
     
  7. B_Danceswithlamps

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    Haha.

    I know I wouldn't fit through the opening in a waterbottle.
     
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    a wide mouth water bottle...even if it was a wide mouth water bottle how would you get your tallywhacker in it? Sorry, I get caught up in details. And what about the water displaced b/c of the amt of force you exerted. Also what about the water that stays on the penis when taken out. And, also,.....ha ha ha sorry I could only pretend for so long.

    I mean yeah I am the first to admit that I have a lot of spare time on my hands nowadays, but science projects with your wang...wow I have heard it all. What would Chuck Norris think?
     
  9. fratpack

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    For a change Chuck would behave himself and defer to Claire Talon.
     
  10. Pecker

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    Can't do it. My penis is terrified of water.
     
  11. SouthernBum

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    Claire Talon is an amzing woman...that I cannot deny...but Chuck Norris defers to no one.

    Ok I am limiting my Chuck Norris comments to one a day now.
     
  12. rob_just_rob

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    Mine floats when flaccid. And when erect, I can't get it into a full water bottle without standing on my head. I need a partner for this, apparently, or an antigravity device.
     
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    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
    THAT'S IT !!!
    PENIS FLAVORED WATER !!
    WE'LL BE RICH !!
     
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    NO ONE.
    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
     
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    This is just waaaaay too complicated.
     
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    The things people do with their penises...
    __________________

    Or would the plural of 'penis' be 'peni'?
     
  17. sexycobra

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    The idea of measuring the volume of a penis makes sense, because it may give a truer estimation of what a partner will feel. This is perhaps one of the reasons why girth comes up as an important factor: an increase in girth of 0.5" will have a much more dramatic impact on the volume of a 6" penis than a corresponding increase in length.

    See the bottom part of this page - the picture with cylinders (I know that the info on this site is not necessarily accurate, and many people here do not endorse it, but this particular chart is accurate as far as I can tell) :
    http://www.penissizedebate.com/page36_small-to-big.htm

    So the idea is not as far fetched as it may seem. Getting it done however, may be a different story...

    Same problem here, I don't know how I could get my erect penis in a full water bottle (it just won't bend down that much).
     
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    That curious doink! doink! noise on Law and Order is the sound of Chuck Norris's balls hitting the floor when he does a split.
     
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    The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
     
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    It's a good thing the U.S. doesn't tax stupidity.. suing because his legs are named? If that's true, he should cease to exist.
     
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