I'm happy with the size of my balls, but I've decided that 2 just isn't enough. Is there a 'safe & proven' way to grow more testicles?
Growing more testicles
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there IS only so much room down there!!
my balls are like large jumbo eggs, my cock is thick, I coudn't imagine trying to squeeze in a third ball.
my balls are like large jumbo eggs, my cock is thick, I coudn't imagine trying to squeeze in a third ball.
You are a somewhat curious creature. *raises left eyebrow quizzically*
That's not a bad suggestion, but I was more thinking multiples. Perhaps 8 or so, to produce a giant raspberry effect...
You need to get sperm from the left testicle to meet up with sperm from the right testicle, fall in love and start to make baby testicles inside your scrotum. And chances are quite low because you need both sperm to not only be gay (they are both male) but also able to father children (see the movie "Junior starting a former California governor).
There are boy sperm and girl sperm (half X, half Y) anyway, so don't worry about how the sperm define themselves. :smile:
I think it's a nice idea, but a little unrealistic. Plus, dont think I'm ready to be pregnant. Testis cloning might be a more viable alternative...
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It's not even aesthetics. I lost one to cancer a year and a half ago.
Joined a new gym, and no one noticed. Even I forget. When I'm looking, I can't tell which one is gone.
It still looks like two. I looked at your picture. I couldn't tell which one was gone.
I don't even notice any lowering of the sex drive. I guess your brain produces testosterone, and if you lose a nut, the brain amps it up a notch.
Joined a new gym, and no one noticed. Even I forget. When I'm looking, I can't tell which one is gone.
It still looks like two. I looked at your picture. I couldn't tell which one was gone.
I don't even notice any lowering of the sex drive. I guess your brain produces testosterone, and if you lose a nut, the brain amps it up a notch.
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Since I don't think you'd seriously believe there's a "safe and proven way" to "grow" more testicles, I doubt your original post was completely serious.
that said, I think the Neuticles are actually a very feasible option. I'm not sure who you would get to put additional ones in there (maybe some doctors would be fine giving you more balls purely for cosmetic purposes, I dunno), but it would be safe and effective.
that said, I think the Neuticles are actually a very feasible option. I'm not sure who you would get to put additional ones in there (maybe some doctors would be fine giving you more balls purely for cosmetic purposes, I dunno), but it would be safe and effective.
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They are made already, for men who have lost one.
There was a man with three who used to go into bars use them to win bets, and hence drinks. He tried it once with a wee weedy guy:
Guy with three balls: I bet the next drink we've got five balls between us.
Wee weedy guy: Gee, you must have a cluster!
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