guess my size

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  1. 12inch_pianist

    12inch_pianist Well-Known Member

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    it seems almost the first question everyone asks you on here, but I dont have a tape measure at home to measure girth and length...so can I throw it out to you guys once and for all so that if people ask i can say what I appear to be!!
     
  2. psidom

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    what if you appear to be 3 inches to them?

    i think my ego would like the tape measures opinion more.:wink:
     
  3. 12inch_pianist

    12inch_pianist Well-Known Member

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    exactly its all about eye of the beholder, doesnt really matter what tape measure says, people are going to form an opinion regardless and its not like you carry a tape measure with you everywhere to verify!
     
  4. WhiteZombie

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    People don't ask me about my penis everywhere, either. But, in the intimate situations in which someone may it's always nice to have something real to say.
     
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    I'd say you'd be a 8x6 easy! maybe more... :)
     
  6. 12inch_pianist

    12inch_pianist Well-Known Member

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    8x6 thanks!!

    I'll be happy living with that!
     
  7. D_Parkinson Pallidass

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    Seeing how your cock relates to your belly button I'd say 7x6 myself...
     
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    You're easily 9"x6" but there's no way you're 12... Anyhow, if you ever need someone to help you measure... ;)
     
  9. 12inch_pianist

    12inch_pianist Well-Known Member

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    LOL

    12inch Pianist is in reference to a joke about a deaf genie, I'm well aware that I am neither 12inch nor a pianist!!

    Surely you have heard the joke?

    Thanks for the post tho

    Some big variances in length but everyone quite consistent in being 6 girthy, thats quite good right?
     
  10. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Who doesn't know the 12 inch pianist joke??
     
  11. D_Duane Pipe

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    *raises hand* Me! *l*
     
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    no one has a clue how to guesstimate size here, because 99% of the guys, even with pics, blatantly lie about their size anyway, this site has probably done nothing but confuse people if anything, one person will say it looks 6-7 inches, another will say 8-9... in the end, you know how big it is, so who cares
     
  13. 12inch_pianist

    12inch_pianist Well-Known Member

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    Tallguypns tells the joke amazingly well if you ever bump into him!
     
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    Who cares how long it is.... it's hotttttttt
     
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