it seems almost the first question everyone asks you on here, but I dont have a tape measure at home to measure girth and length...so can I throw it out to you guys once and for all so that if people ask i can say what I appear to be!!
exactly its all about eye of the beholder, doesnt really matter what tape measure says, people are going to form an opinion regardless and its not like you carry a tape measure with you everywhere to verify!
Who doesn't know the 12 inch pianist joke??