Guess the occupation / job / role of the poster above you.

[DiamondJoe]

Lols.

Does that make you Wilhelmina Murry?

 

[FoxyKitty]

Vampire Slayer

 

[INCUBUS]

Seductress

 

[DiamondJoe]

^ ooh look! It's a vampire!

*takes aim with his vampire gun*

 

[deleted5339781]

 

[DiamondJoe]

Yes, Igor

 

[FoxyKitty]

Cleans up after the elephants at the zoo

 

[DiamondJoe]

Sifts through elephant poo. I mean, it's not an official job and no-one pays her, but she just seems happy so we let her

 

[INCUBUS]

Dresses up as a primate for the fun of flinging his at onlookers.
Everyone who works at the Zoo knows he's a guy wearing a costume. But he works for
bananas so!?
They say it's entertaining and funny watching the horny male primates running around chasing him around the compound.

 

[FoxyKitty]

Teacher

 

[DiamondJoe]

Teacher's pet

 

[5628171]

A slightly twisted, psychoanalytic therapist ....

But also, could be a window licker

 

[INCUBUS]

Gets paid bucks scaping men and women's pubic hair. She plucks them out one by one with smooth surfaced tweezers.
For the painful pleasure of the pull and slip!
But!? IF you're in a hurry? She does it the old fashioned way! Rolls and rolls of Duct tape! *RIP!*
She then sorts the hairs by color shape and size.
Then gluing each hair one by one on barbershop mannequin heads.
She runs a little side show on weekends. Selling tickets. Displaying the mannequin heads in her garage. Claiming they're hairdos of celebrities past.

 

[5628171]

Lolz. ....

Is a frequent flyer on the duct tape scenario. Although, he prefers it right across his...... you know..... mouth, cos of its incessant yapping.

He, on the other hand hahahaha.....







Wait for it....











Sat instead for the mannequin I had in mind...

He is the progeny of the pain in my arse lol..

 

[DiamondJoe]

Is one of those people who sits there and pulls the wings off flies

 

[INCUBUS]

Is one of those people who sits there and pulls the wings off flies

Left hand on the bible.
What are the odds of 2 people thinking that she's the type of person that would do that!?!?!

@DiamondJoe is the type of guy who super glues flies to other bugs.
Creating his own airborne army

 

[DiamondJoe]

Butcher

 

[INCUBUS]

Stamp licker

 

[DiamondJoe]

Master baker

 

[INCUBUS]

Candlestick Maker