Guess What I Just Did???

[Countryguy63]

Ummm. *thinks really hard*

I got it.

You manscaped and you got vajazzled?
Baldazzled?

Vajazzling For Men AKA Baldazzling

http://atheistetiquette.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/vajazzling.jpg

Vajazzling Makes Your Lady Parts Shine "Like A Disco Ball"

Uhm, I refer to it as wangdazzling

Many congratulations! I always enjoy reading your posts!

Aww, Thank you :smile:, and I sincerely return the admiration :biggrin1:

 

[luka82]

Attention whore!
now come and smooch me!

 

[rbkwp]

Achieved the Big 3...


or' more than likely


Hopped Off your Hoss'
enz

 

[witch]

cleaned the inside of your truck ...... the MacDoanld wrappers were blocking the front window

 

[Countryguy63]

Attention whore!
now come and smooch me!

That's Attention "SLUT" to you , I've never made you pay for it :tongue: :biggrin1:

Achieved the Big 3...


or' more than likely


Hopped Off your Hoss'
enz

Long as it's "Hopped" and not "Throwed", it's all good :smile:

cleaned the inside of your truck ...... the MacDoanld wrappers were blocking the front window

No Way!! In these here parts, them are referred to as "Economy Sun Screens" :wt:

 

[MrE]

lol you gonna tell us or what CG?

...WE WANTS TO KNOW!!!!! >.<

 

[Countryguy63]

lol you gonna tell us or what CG?

...WE WANTS TO KNOW!!!!! >.<

pssst...look at Alphas 1st reply..... :tool: :wink: :biggrin1:

text me and I'll tell ya :tongue:

 

[maxcok]

Many congratulations! I always enjoy reading your posts!

Ditto. You're a class act, Countryguy, and a fine example of riding tall.








now put a cork in it

 

[Countryguy63]

Ditto. You're a class act, Countryguy, and a fine example of riding tall.








now put a cork in it

Ooh, I've never thought of using a cork. Do you like the original type or new synthetic ones?? :tongue:

I've followed your posts, and you Sir, seem like a very fun and classy man!! :biggrin1:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Brought me breakfast in bed, just wearing your cowboy boots.

 

[Countryguy63]

Brought me breakfast in bed, just wearing your cowboy boots.

That's falls under the "Guess what I wanna do" category :biggrin1:

 

[maxcok]

Ooh, I've never thought of using a cork. Do you like the original type or new synthetic ones?? :tongue:

I'm told you can find all sorts of, um . . . plugs for that particular orifice. Look around.

I've followed your posts, and you Sir, seem like a very fun and classy man!! :biggrin1:

sssshhhhhh . . . you'll ruin my rep as a badass.

And you sir, I'd be honored to ride the trail with anyday. Just don't be shootin no rattlers. :biggrin2:

 

[luka82]

That's Attention "SLUT" to you , I've never made you pay for it :tongue: :biggrin1:

Sorry!:wink::biggrin1:

Brought me breakfast in bed, just wearing your cowboy boots.

And a hat!!!!! On a horse!!!! That would be very "Dallas" of him, mmmmmmm:redface:

That's falls under the "Guess what I wanna do" category :biggrin1:

How come you never wanna do any nastiness to me!:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[D_Budd_Hert]

Lemme guess ?!?!?! U clear'd out the back 40 ?getting it ready for the BIG LPSG Cali Summer BASH of 2011 ?!?!:laola::laola::laola::laola::laola::laola:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Lemme take a wild stab- you adopted your horse's favorite hemorrhoid?

 

[StrictlyAvg]

:naughty: Do you need a little rest before you can do it again?

 

[Northland]

:bling: :banana:

Poured hot wax on your neighbors cashmere sweater?

 

[Deno]

hit the lottery

 

[D_Budd_Hert]

Sat in ur truck INCUBUS after work INCUBUS receiving sexy INCUBUS phone calls INCUBUS getting worked up INCUBUS listening to INCUBUS ? sexing Cuntry Notti INCUBUS Notti INCUBUS things ?!?! Whilst INCUBUS FAPPING against INCUBUS Ur Steering INCUBUS wheel . :biggrin1: