Guess who/what the previous poster was in a past life.

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

So, a variation off of our threads; this, time, you get to pick who the previous poster's past life was like beofre this.

I'll go 1st; BUSTERHYMAN was a court jester for KIng Conan the barbarian but got beheaded, both ways when he called him, "civilized"

 

[BoxersguyNJ]

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK
massivepkg was a midget wrestler in his past life

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Boxersguy was a Teddy Ruxpin on Crack- the crack of his boyfriend's ass that is...

 

[BoxersguyNJ]

W o w !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MickeyLee]

was a designer of automated production facilities. he died during a fluke accident at the opening of the first Build-A-Bear Workshop.

at the funeral 25 bears were placed in the coffin.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

MickeyLee was a longshoreman who failed his tryout for The Village People.

 

[MickeyLee]

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

pipes of a angel...
always blew it on the dance routines :sigh:
ya think The Village People would appreciate that kinda thing.

BigOl'Chuck was blind gynecologist.
he died on the job.
at Pike's Pier.

a dedicated but confused man.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Mickeylee was a lesbian concubine with her tongue removed.

 

[MickeyLee]

explains the oral fixation this time around :naughty:

BigOl'Chuck

was first mate on a pirate ship.
died from shivering his timber too vigorously.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

That would certainly explain why I said one time, "All hands on dick" instead of deck!:biggrin:
ML was a male on a tuna schooner who was tossed over for using the tuna for head.

 

[MickeyLee]

there is some joke about cock and chicken of the sea.. but i am so going jessica simpson right now.

BO'C was a mild manner accountant until one day a meteor crashed through his house.
he emerged from the rubble, glowing a pale green, energy bolts shooting from his body.

that was the radiation.
he died shortly there after.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

ML was a professional knitter, she knitted penis socks for the entire NFL, AFL, NHL and NBA...

 

[earllogjam]

FP was a toilet seat at an all Korean boys school in Pusan.

 

[MickeyLee]

Mr. Earl was quiet man who lived on the edge of a great lake.
he spent many years watching the emperor cranes returning to their nesting grounds.
his modest home was full of water color paintings.
the same view drawn in different seasons.
through the eyes of a small boy, a young man and a mature gentleman.
he could tell you many things about how the world moves when you stay still enough to notice.
he could tell you the secret to happiness.
he could tell you the why of life.
he lived content until he was very old.
lying in bed on the last dawn of his life.
he had two quick fleeting thoughts.

the first "fuck"
his last thought "wait a minute..."

 

[willow78]

MickeyLee was a wise nanny-goat who would attack the nasty trolls who lived under the bridge.....

 

[MickeyLee]

bbahhhhh shucks :redface:

Willow78 was a lesbian vampire from an alternate dimension.

 

[swfrt65cdc]

skip this post

 

[swfrt65cdc]

ML was an entrepeneur who worked in a circumcision clinic, she carefully sewed the foreskins into little wallets that would turn into suitcases if you gently rubbed them on the sides. She died suddenly when she forgot herself and placed one of the wallets into her mouth.

 

[pcghabsy]

Was a funeral director who got eaten alive by a white tiger.

 

[MickeyLee]

was a star of stage and screen in the 1920s.
most famous for his one man production of Ziegfled's Sally.
the story of a plucky dishwasher who eventually rises to fame as a ballerina.
he died tragically during a costume change.