Guess who/what the previous poster was in a past life.

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Fluffy was Eddie Murphy's stand in in NORBIT in the water slide scene, but couldn't finish because she overshot the landing into the cotton candy vat and didn't come up.:biggrin:

 

[fluffychocolate]

Lies! All lies! *takes off the kid gloves*

MC was John Holmes' fluffer. He is in the Fluffer Hall Of Fame in Cockknock, NJ.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I was NOT!!! Fluffy was Freddy "Rerun" Stubbs in drag In Mardi Gras a year before his death.:nana:

 

[fluffychocolate]

Notice MC didn't deny being in the fluffer hall of fame. :wink1:

MC, was Rupaul drag queen teacher.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

When i said I was not, I meant I never was a fluffer('sides, look who's talkin with a name like FLUFFY.LOL)
Fluffy was a transsexual walnut picker & nuzzler.

 

[fluffychocolate]

MC, was the stunt double for the Three Stooges.

And it is Fluffy not Fluffer! So what you're saying now is that you were John Holmes' fluffer but they never inducted you into the Fluffer Hall Of Fame? How sad.

 

[NOINRI]

A Centaur.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

MC, was the stunt double for the Three Stooges.

And it is Fluffy not Fluffer! So what you're saying now is that you were John Holmes' fluffer but they never inducted you into the Fluffer Hall Of Fame? How sad.

Nope, i knew you were the late JH'S personal fluffer and wanted to be his sperm collector until the big news in 1985.....:spank:

 

[Hoss]

Chuck was a cricket counter and taster in ancient times. He still enjoys nibbling on crickets well into the late hours of night.

 

[fluffychocolate]

MC was a submissive at a Turkish bathhouse hence his wish to be spanked that he voices through emoticons. Hoss was his dom.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Fluffy was the horse that Clint Eastwood was almost hanged on in HANG 'EM HIGH, but almost got shot when she felt Clint's "magnum" almost through the saddle.

 

[Hoss]

Chuck was a virgin sacrifice given to a volcano in 3 different lifetimes.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hoss was an Aztec sacrificial victim seven times and broke the slab where they cut his/her heart out with his fat rear.

 

[fluffychocolate]

MC was a eunuch in an Arabian harem.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Fluffy was the unseen doo wop singer fed to AUDREY II IN LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS, but got spat back out.

 

[fluffychocolate]

MC was a Vegas show boi. Yes I typed that right.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Fluffy was Mabel King's wardrobe model, designer and assistant, until she broke her hand tying her girdle.

 

[Hoss]

Chuck was the original Bozo the clown and never needed makeup or a wig.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Chuck was the original Bozo the clown and never needed makeup or a wig.

I was not!!!:angry:
Hoss was the original model for Walter Lantz's Walley Walrus, right down to his bushy mustachio, fat rear and bald head and never needed to be altered.

 

[Hoss]

I was not!!!:angry:
Hoss was the original model for Walter Lantz's Walley Walrus, right down to his bushy mustachio, fat rear and bald head and never needed to be altered.

Chuck was a merry dancer on old pirate ships. He'd sing and dance for his meal while playing his squeeze-box.