"Guido" porn?

[striaghtandhorny]

anyone find anything?

 

[Flashy]

were we supposed to be looking?

 

[Snakebyte]

wtf is Guido?

Guido Westerwelle? The German minister?

 

[mattsrod7]

were we supposed to be looking?

lol

 

[Flashy]

wtf is Guido?

Guido Westerwelle? The German minister?

could be Father Guido Sarducci

 

[wseattle]

Watch JERSEY SHORE or go back east and find a Ital with lots of necklaces and you will know what a guido is.

 

[Preakness]

There are actually two parodies of Jersey Shore, this one is probably better though.
Official Jersey Shore Parody from Zero Tolerance featuring Ann Marie Rios, Lisa Ann, Lexi Love, Kristina Rose, Sara Sloane, Kagney Linn Karter, Mellanie Monroe, Rocco Reed, Anthony Rosano, Mikey Butders, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, James Deen, Tommy Gunn o

They kinda look like guidos :dunno:

 

[drac]

Watch JERSEY SHORE or go back east and find a Ital with lots of necklaces and you will know what a guido is.

First off, Jersey Shore is a JOKE! Italians don't act like that back east, they are more low key, these fools are just idiots, and I highly doubt their parents are alive or even coherent, cause there is no way in hell any Italian parents in there right mind would allow their kids to continue living after such a disrespectful, trashy attitude. If you fist pump your a fucking loser! Not to mention those bitches are just gross, they aren't italian, just FUGLY

 

[Fleur]

Isabella and her "boyfriend"

 

[meanestpenis]

@DRAC: You're almost 100% correct. Yes, the people on that show are attention seeking MORONS, and yes, not all of them are 100% Italian (JWOWW and Ronnie come to mind) but they all were certainly trash and idiots.

I know LOADS of >3rd gen Italians who are Guidos. I also know loads of Eastern Euros (jewish russians and ukranians especially), sunburned >3rd gen Irish and plenty of Ricans and Dominicans who are ALL loving the Guido lifestyle. In Jersey City, there's even a pocket of Filipino gym-rat guidos. They're a fun group these Benny Benassi loving fools.

I used to hate 'em until I ran into a few in groups of 2 or solo. The guys are bad when they're with girls or in a group and the girls are always bad if there are more than 1 in my experience. When I encounter the gweeds when they're not in their realm, they're actually quite nice and have a sense of decency about them. (Stick up for your family and friends / Gorilla Pack Mentality type thing)

Anyhow, JWOWW is HibernoTalian TRASH. Her fake tits and Route 46 stripclub moves along with her pock marked face made me wanna fuck the living SHIT out of her though.

WHAT A SLUT!

 

[drumstyck]

EY! EY! OH! EY! OH! OH! EY! EY! OH! fugheddaboutit...

Snookie is apparently 25% sicilian and 75% fucking Chilean...nothing against Chilean's, but thems aint guidos.

in no way do i encourage violence against women, but i could watch the .gif of Snookie getting punched over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over and never get tired of it.

 

[DustinGregg]

Allright -- yes Jersey Shore brought a tight association between Guidos and Douchebags... but that still doesn’t mean they’re not good eye candy. Guido = swollen muscles... either beefy, built, or thick & beefy; stereotypically Italian but doesn’t have to be, usually shaved or trimmed chest/body w/a tan; well-groomed w/some kind of hot, short haircut...usually with product if long enough; sometimes tats, sometimes piercings; stereotypically really butch w/ an attitude that always exudes something between confidence, cockiness, & arrogance.

And I think they’re hot as FUCK! Hahaa... so if anybody finds some good ones, let me know!