Guidos are HOT!

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  1. D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn

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    today i had to take my dad to court for a summons he's got and when i saw the officer who had his case, i was pleasantly surprised! :wink:
    Now we all know that when cops can be hot they are hot and this one was hot. He was a total guido! :biggrin1: when he sat on the bench he'd stretch himself down and i just kept checking his package which i didn't see any sadly. but then realized the guy had a sexy voice when he had to state his case to the judge. He just exuded confidence in every way. When he sat on the bench he'd also stretch his arms outwards and i just found that sexy.

    Any guidos in the house??
     
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    I'm sorry but guidos are lame as hell.
     
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    D_one and done New Member

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    >.>

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    anyone mind explaining what a guido is? i have no idea lol
     
  4. B_Monster

    B_Monster New Member

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    Its a type of potato chip, :smile:


     
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    I did jury duty and one of the cops testifying was hot beyond belief. I must have looked like the ultimate degenerate horny old man; couldn't take my eyes off him even though I was supposed to be paying attention to the lowlife defendant testifying. Massively solid upper body and about a 28" waist (the cop, not the lowlife). Forearms like Popeye.

    We caught eyes a couple times and he quickly looked away (he was trying to never look at the jury anyway). The eye candy made the experience
    almost worthwhile.
     
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    visualalert New Member

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    I don't know either but I figger it's something nice to look at. Tater chips are nice to look at, but Monster's probably pullin' our collective lariat (line stolen from Blazing Saddles).
     
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    I love the bbq ones!
     
  8. D_one and done

    D_one and done New Member

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    oh... am i supposed to still be confused? @_@

    lol

    they don't sound all that appetizing:biggrin1:
     
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    For all those who do not know what a guido is, the quintessential guido is the one and only Michael Biserta.
     
  10. D_Percival Puddleford Pukehorn

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    D_one and done New Member

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    *doesnt know who that is either* lol

    yahoo search time...
     
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    I googled. I learned. Very nice.
     
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    I'm as confused as lustlover here. What is a guido?
     
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    "Guido" (Gino in Canada) is a pejorativeslang term for a young, lower class or working class, Italian-American or Italian-Canadian male from the urbanNortheastern United States or urban Central Canada, most often New York and the surrounding area due to the large number of Italian-Americans living in the area. The Guido stereotype is often portrayed as humorously and incorrigibly uncultured, with a thuggish and overtly macho attitude and an unyielding pride in his Italian ancestry.


    Thank you wikipedia! (I still haven't got a clue what any of that means)
     
  16. B_Monster

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    Salt and Vinegar Guido's are great

    Im not sure either but, I think a Guido is a term used for certain Italians in NYC, I apologize if im wrong. :redface:


     
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    It can also be an attitude or way of dressing. Someone can be referred to as a guido without being italian. I have heard the term used in New York City.
     
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    you dumb cow! :biggrin1:
     
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    Very resourcefull BigButterUdders. :wink:


     
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