Gun to your head

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    The rules: You must choose to sleep with one of the following people or fictional characters. If you choose both you get shot dead. If you prefer to die, you have to do both. Once you've chosen you get to think up the next diabolical choice. Of course, you have to keep it legal. No under 18s, no animals. Dead people are a-okay, but we'll all assume you don't mean their corpses...

    You can make it as difficult (ie. Angelina Jolie vs. Heidi Klum) or evil (Richard Simmons vs. George W. Bush) as you wish.

    Gun to your head:

    Jessica Rabbit or the Little Mermaid?
     
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    Jessica Rabbit.

    Ripley (from Alien, Aliens, etc) or GI Jane?
     
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    Ripley.

    Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
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    OR

    Sweet Tooth (Twisted Metal: Black)
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    Sweet Tooth, definetely.
    I wonder if he's a bottom.....


    Derek Zoolander or Hansel????
     
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    Ugh. Zoolander.

    Batman or Superman?
     
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    Batman - Something of the night about him (and Superman is too goody-goody to swallow).

    Homer or Mr Burns?
     
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    Homer...seems like fun! lol

    Thelma or Louise?
     
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    Thelma, any day!

    Pope Benedict or Mother Theresa?
     
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    A lotta Priests seem to know how to please a guy so Pope Benedict

    Ned Flanders or Peter Griffin?
     
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    Peter Griffin

    Celine Dion or Barbra Streisand?
     
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    Celine Dion

    Six million dollar man or The Bionic Woman
     
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    The Bionic Woman!

    Scary spice or sporty spice?
     
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    Scary Spice

    George Jetson or Fred Flintsone
     
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    George Jetson, only god knows what sort of futuristic device he might use....


    Janet Jackson or Michael Jackson?
     
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    Please! Janet J for me.

    Wilma or Betty?
     
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    Janet Jackson, I wouldn;'t touch MJ and I'm gay.

    Pillsberry Dough Boy, or The Jolly Green Giant
     
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    Betty!! love her forever..

    Giselle Bundchen or Linda Evangelista?
     
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    ok, i'll answer you

    Pillsbury Dough boy

    so, Giselle Bundchen or Linda Evangelista?
     
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    Gisella B!

    Katie Holmes or Angelina Jolie.
     
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    Angie Jolie.

    Marge Simpson or Lois Griffin?
     
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