Gurgling Turd bubbles coming outta my ass!!

[B_capslock]

WTF, I drank some soy milk and had a yogurt and now I've got a syrupy ass! Whats going on? Luckily I have an aeron chair that just lets the evil do-doer just pass with no additional pressure. Problem is that the cat was sitting under me when I let out a trumpety "Purf-tuuuurdie" and then I hear a Meow! Poor cat.. but good thing hot air rises... good for the car but not for me... I start catching woofs of this dense turdy cloud that often comes from soy and dairy...

Worse part, any heavy lifting or bending down results in a oily, stinky trumpet blast. Its like I possessed by an old gassy man! And you can't help but pause, wiff and curse yourself! Membraney air pockets bursting out at the worst of times.....

 

[Rugbypup]

...well, thank you for enlightening me.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Let me guess.
You work for the International Dairy Foods Association™.

 

[DiscoBoy]

:wtf2::yuck:

Once I started reading, I couldn't stop.:frown1:

 

[VeeP]

waaaaaay beyond TMI lol

 

[crescendo69]

Scat, scat.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

good thing hot air rises...

You should be passing the second balcony presently.
Up and up and up, I say ...

 

[Bbucko]

This is Bbucko self-censoring.

 

[Rugbypup]

This is Bbucko self-censoring.

Dam, I was intrigued to see your comment on this thread, lol. :biggrin1:

 

[Bbucko]

Dam, I was intrigued to see your comment on this thread, lol. :biggrin1:

Darling I'm not sure you wanna be part of the elite few who are privy to the inner workings of my digestive goings-on.

 

[cdarro]

Just one more thing today that I didn't really need to know...

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Sure that's bubbles? Could be burbles.

 

[B_Nick8]

And I thought I'd gone beyond vile.

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

And the purpose of this self indulgent post IS ?????????

Some things really dont need to be shared. Thank You !

 

[Calboner]

See, now, this is the sort of story that will go totally unreported by the mainstream media.

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Borborygmus.

 

[DiscoBoy]

See, now, this is the sort of story that will go totally unreported by the mainstream media.

And I can't imagine why.

 

[Calboner]

If you have enjoyed capslock's post, you may enjoy the posting from Craig's List that I posted in the following thread (please note that it's a QUOTATION, for God's sake!):

Why you should not shave your butt

 

[B_capslock]

Ahhhhhh... shit.. man. jeez... awh.. guess what happened... effing miscalculated.... Time to use "Shout out"....

 

[OCMuscleJock]

ummmm EW!