Gurgling Turd bubbles coming outta my ass!!

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    WTF, I drank some soy milk and had a yogurt and now I've got a syrupy ass! Whats going on? Luckily I have an aeron chair that just lets the evil do-doer just pass with no additional pressure. Problem is that the cat was sitting under me when I let out a trumpety "Purf-tuuuurdie" and then I hear a Meow! Poor cat.. but good thing hot air rises... good for the car but not for me... I start catching woofs of this dense turdy cloud that often comes from soy and dairy...

    Worse part, any heavy lifting or bending down results in a oily, stinky trumpet blast. Its like I possessed by an old gassy man! And you can't help but pause, wiff and curse yourself! Membraney air pockets bursting out at the worst of times.....
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    ...well, thank you for enlightening me.
     
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    Let me guess.
    You work for the International Dairy Foods Association™.
     
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    :wtf2::yuck:

    Once I started reading, I couldn't stop.:frown1:
     
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    waaaaaay beyond TMI lol
     
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    Scat, scat.
     
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    You should be passing the second balcony presently.
    Up and up and up, I say ...
     
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    This is Bbucko self-censoring.
     
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    Dam, I was intrigued to see your comment on this thread, lol. :biggrin1:
     
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    Darling I'm not sure you wanna be part of the elite few who are privy to the inner workings of my digestive goings-on.
     
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    Just one more thing today that I didn't really need to know...
     
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    Sure that's bubbles? Could be burbles.
     
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    And I thought I'd gone beyond vile.
     
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    And the purpose of this self indulgent post IS ?????????

    Some things really dont need to be shared. Thank You !
     
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    See, now, this is the sort of story that will go totally unreported by the mainstream media.
     
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    Borborygmus.
     
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    And I can't imagine why.:rolleyes:
     
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    If you have enjoyed capslock's post, you may enjoy the posting from Craig's List that I posted in the following thread (please note that it's a QUOTATION, for God's sake!):

    Why you should not shave your butt
     
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    Ahhhhhh... shit.. man. jeez... awh.. guess what happened... effing miscalculated.... Time to use "Shout out"....
     
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