Gurgling Turd bubbles coming outta my ass!!

[B_capslock]

I swear, I use my ass to punctuate my sentences.... When I had to scold my pet I pointed my finger and "Braap!" ... startled the damn thing...

I swear, any change of position now and there's a gurgling brfrat outta my ass.. I sit in bed, then reach over for something... frap! I lift my legs to reposition... braffff! I bend to get something.... frippp!

nu nothing is worse than the morning after... pillow hair and stale air!!!! god forbid I raise the covers... this old stale chestnuty air just bombards me... the stench makes my nose scrunch, my muscles tighten, my abdomen compresses.. then... Frappp!

 

[B_dxjnorto]

I swear, I use my ass to punctuate my sentences.... When I had to scold my pet I pointed my finger and "Braap!" ... startled the damn thing...

I swear, any change of position now and there's a gurgling brfrat outta my ass.. I sit in bed, then reach over for something... frap! I lift my legs to reposition... braffff! I bend to get something.... frippp!

nu nothing is worse than the morning after... pillow hair and stale air!!!! god forbid I raise the covers... this old stale chestnuty air just bombards me... the stench makes my nose scrunch, my muscles tighten, my abdomen compresses.. then... Frappp!

Giardia? Try Flagyl.

 

[unique_exposure]

I swear, I use my ass to punctuate my sentences.... When I had to scold my pet I pointed my finger and "Braap!" ... startled the damn thing...

I swear, any change of position now and there's a gurgling brfrat outta my ass.. I sit in bed, then reach over for something... frap! I lift my legs to reposition... braffff! I bend to get something.... frippp!

nu nothing is worse than the morning after... pillow hair and stale air!!!! god forbid I raise the covers... this old stale chestnuty air just bombards me... the stench makes my nose scrunch, my muscles tighten, my abdomen compresses.. then... Frappp!

+1 for phonetic transcription.

 

[B_capslock]

I call websters to tell them to create the word "fartastrophie"... because thats what his is... Farts so bad you just loose hope!

 

[B_capslock]

I think my intestine has become sentient and is trying to communicate with me via my ass!!!