Guts or balls?

[Pecker]

The distinction between "Guts" and "Balls:"


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and you ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you planning to fly somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the butt and saying: "You're next."


Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

 

[Principessa]

The distinction between "Guts" and "Balls:"

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and you ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you planning to fly somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the butt and saying: "You're next."

Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

ROTFLMAO
:lmao:
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I'm afraid to ask, but does this mean you are looking for a new residence as Mrs. Pecker has put you out?​

 

[dudepiston]

I'm sure Pecker didn't come up with this joke from his *personal* experiences! No no no!


Hilarious post! Funny stuff....

 

[RedScrotum]

Good one, Pecker

 

[MidwestGal]

The distinction between "Guts" and "Balls:"


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and you ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you planning to fly somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the butt and saying: "You're next."


Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Thanks for the laugh, I needed that! Good one!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

The distinction between "Guts" and "Balls:"


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and you ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you planning to fly somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the butt and saying: "You're next."


Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

:lmao::chairfall:
Error factor of 0.00% on both cases there, Peck!:biggrin1:

 

[2322]

:chairfall:

 

[invisibleman]

The distinction between "Guts" and "Balls:"


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and you ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you planning to fly somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the butt and saying: "You're next."


Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

GUTS--A gay man who does drag.

BALLS--A straight guy that does drag without nine pairs of support hose. That is what you are gonna see...balls. :smile:

 

[hotguy8884]

Omg.. Hahahahahaha

 

[Mr. Snakey]

The distinction between "Guts" and "Balls:"


GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and you ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you planning to fly somewhere?"


BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the butt and saying: "You're next."


Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Oh shit. Thats funny........:tongue:

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Coconutz Said i know i am getting old and saggy when....


Xmarks points out that my balls are longer than my cock

 

[hockeyguy741]

LOL..........:lmao:

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK got balls stuck in the end of hoover.

Fortunately MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK bent over to attract the attention of Coconutz shop assistant who took MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK to the staff room and called Xmarks.