Guts or balls?

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  1. Pecker

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    The distinction between "Guts" and "Balls:"


    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and you ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you planning to fly somewhere?"


    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the butt and saying: "You're next."


    Medically speaking , there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
     
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    ROTFLMAO
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    I'm afraid to ask, but does this mean you are looking for a new residence as Mrs. Pecker has put you out?:confused:
     
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    I'm sure Pecker didn't come up with this joke from his *personal* experiences! No no no!


    Hilarious post! Funny stuff....
     
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    Good one, Pecker
     
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    Thanks for the laugh, I needed that! Good one!
     
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    Error factor of 0.00% on both cases there, Peck!:biggrin1:
     
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    GUTS--A gay man who does drag.

    BALLS--A straight guy that does drag without nine pairs of support hose. That is what you are gonna see...balls. :smile:
     
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    Omg.. Hahahahahaha
     
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    Oh shit. Thats funny........:tongue:
     
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    Coconutz Said i know i am getting old and saggy when....


    Xmarks points out that my balls are longer than my cock
     
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    LOL..........:lmao:
     
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    MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK got balls stuck in the end of hoover.

    Fortunately MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK bent over to attract the attention of Coconutz shop assistant who took MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK to the staff room and called Xmarks.
     
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