I didn't get to this yesterday as I wasn't feeling too good, but there was a guy on the DC Metro yesterday morning who had an amazing combination of bulge and outline through his bike shorts yesterday. The thing was massive, wound its way almost to his hip, and I'm sure it kept people away (or at bay) because he had practically a corner to himself. Poor guy. Whoever that was, I hope he's on here because either a) he could learn a few tricks like putting on looser shorts over his bike shorts when he's on the Metro or b) he's a bit of an exhibitionist who I'm sure most of you wouldn't mind getting a peek at. If you're on here, let us know. If you're not, the next time I see you, I'm telling you to join. -Z My two cents were too sleepy to strike up a conversation.