Guy in Bike Shorts on DC Metro

[deleted62]

I didn't get to this yesterday as I wasn't feeling too good, but there was a guy on the DC Metro yesterday morning who had an amazing combination of bulge and outline through his bike shorts yesterday. The thing was massive, wound its way almost to his hip, and I'm sure it kept people away (or at bay) because he had practically a corner to himself. Poor guy. Whoever that was, I hope he's on here because either a) he could learn a few tricks like putting on looser shorts over his bike shorts when he's on the Metro or b) he's a bit of an exhibitionist who I'm sure most of you wouldn't mind getting a peek at.

If you're on here, let us know. If you're not, the next time I see you, I'm telling you to join.

-Z

My two cents were too sleepy to strike up a conversation.

 

[agnslz]

Count me as one who wouldn't mind getting a peek at that! Poor guy indeed! Some people do get offended by obscene bulges and whatnot. Not me! If I were to see something like that, I'd probably stare, which is probably just as rude as not wanting to be by him, I guess.:biggrin:

 

[Pecker]

When is Speaker Pelosi gong to learn?

*sigh!*

 

[fortiesfun]

When is Speaker Pelosi gong to learn?

*sigh!*

You really think she is the biggest dick in DC?

 

[worksuite]

Count me as one who wouldn't mind getting a peek at that! Poor guy indeed! Some people do get offended by obscene bulges and whatnot. Not me! If I were to see something like that, I'd probably stare, which is probably just as rude as not wanting to be by him, I guess.:biggrin:

haha

my sentiments exactly

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

It was probably just Lex again.

 

[Lex]

It was probably just Lex again.

I keep riding past your front door hoping you will invite me in--but NOTHING.


*cries*

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

My fat ass is never "home" -- whatever that means.

 

[Lex]

My fat ass is never "home" -- whatever that means.

Your fat ass needs to be riding my rock hard cock.

 

[B_Hung Muscle]

No, you did NOT call my ass fat.

 

[moishglukovsky]

I didn't get to this yesterday as I wasn't feeling too good, but there was a guy on the DC Metro yesterday morning who had an amazing combination of bulge and outline through his bike shorts yesterday. The thing was massive, wound its way almost to his hip, and I'm sure it kept people away (or at bay) because he had practically a corner to himself. Poor guy. Whoever that was, I hope he's on here because either a) he could learn a few tricks like putting on looser shorts over his bike shorts when he's on the Metro or b) he's a bit of an exhibitionist who I'm sure most of you wouldn't mind getting a peek at.

If you're on here, let us know. If you're not, the next time I see you, I'm telling you to join.

-Z

My two cents were too sleepy to strike up a conversation.

Um, this is why cellphone cameras were invented. Grrrrr!:biggrin1:

 

[Lex]

No, you did NOT call my ass fat.

P - H - A- T baby.

Bend over, I'm hungry!!

 

[sha]

I love men in biker shorts. I have a fetish for them. If they are any men out there with pics of themselves in biker shorts please hit me up with a message.

 

[CardiffDillon]

That's why they invented cellphones with cameras. Try to get some pics of it next time.

 

[dcwrestlefan]

"this is the orange line train to new carrollton. next stop - foggy bottom. doors opening on the left. guys with big wangs in bike shorts can ride for free today".

 

[goldeneye]

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