Guy Ritchie gets cut

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by CuriousTom, May 5, 2011.

  1. CuriousTom

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    The marriage or the cut???? LOL
     
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    I wonder if anyone saved his foreskin? Is it in a jar somewhere? eBay?
     
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    Ouch!

    Hope he got lots of cash in the divorce settlement..

    How much is a good foreskin worth these days?!
     
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    All the ca$h in the world isn't gonna make up for the loss of your foreskin.
    Priceless, and sheesh, what an idiot!
     
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    According to Madonna's book "SEX", the best sex she ever had was with an uncircumcised man.
     
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    apparently, there are several relics purported to be Jesus's foreskin in churches around Europe... sad to say, i've never seen any of them. i wonder how many LPSG members would go and worship...
     
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    That was way before kabbalah.
     
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    Madonna's ex-husband underwent circumcision


    Madonna's ex-husband Guy Ritchie was reportedly circumcised at the request of the Queen of Pop.
    The 42-year-old movie director agreed to have his foreskin removed in order to adhere to Madonna's Kabbalah religious beliefs, The New York magazine reports.
    Madonna's spiritual advisor Karen Berg told the magazine the Material Girl singer made both her then husband and their son Rocco undergo the operation.
    "She circumcised her son and had her [ex-] husband circumcised," Berg said.
    The 52-year-old singer was raised as a Roman Catholic but is said to have taken up Kabbalah around the time she gave birth to her daughter Lourdes on October 14, 1996.
    Madonna married Ritchie in a Scottish castle on December 22, 2000, four months after giving birth to their son.
    The couple divorced in October 2008.
    Only a couple of months later Madonna started dating Brazilian model Jesus Luz.
    She was most recently linked to 24-year-old French break dancer Bahim Zaibat.
     
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    wow.... two threads??? Mr. Richie must have had one hell of a foreskin :eek:

    for serious, Madonna is crazy as fuck. Richie is a massive pussy. :no:

    i wonder if he gets half of it back with the pre-nup? :rofl:

    done now.
     
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    The leotard in 'Hung Up' does not atone for this, if true. :no:
     
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    if she really did, he should have said NO. If he did it, shame on him.
     
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    Sorry guys, but I have to disagree. He is a lucky man. A) he's rid of the smelly appendage. B) He's rid of the smelly appendage, I mean, Madonna and C) he now looks a hell of a lot better. You can pontificate all you like, but foreskins are just plain gross. God had to have been drunk as a lord when he invented them.
     
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    3 years.

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    kamikaze run in the foreskin war.



    ya know, there are easier ways of getting attention.
    i mean you could just ask for a hug.
     
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    She's always been an manipulative user. Met her pre-fame in '81 or 2 and she was annoying then.
     
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    You could say the same for labia.
     
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    What a stupid cow.
     
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    Well at least he did it to please her, he was in love even she .. well u know :)
     
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    wow...maybe he got cut for nothing?
    naw....

    Headlines
    LOS ANGELES - A Los Angeles-based spiritual organization whose followers include Madonna and other celebrities is the focus of a federal tax evasion probe.

    The Los Angeles Times reports Thursday that the Internal Revenue Service is investigating whether nonprofit funds from the Kabbalah Centre's estimated $260 million in assets were used as a piggy bank by the family that runs it.

    For more than 40 years, the Berg family has controlled the spiritual group that preaches a little-known strain of Jewish mysticism.

    The Bergs and the Kabbalah Centre are named in subpoenas as a subject of a grand jury probe alongside Madonna's Raising Malawi charity.

    The charities say they are cooperating with the New York-based investigation.

    A call to the Kabbalah Centre in Los Angeles was not immediately returned Thursday night.

    Madonna abandoned plans to build a girls school in Malawi earlier this year because of logistical problems. Her charity Raising Malawi is also cooperating in the investigation.

    The federal investigation follows several lawsuits about the Centre's finances. One ongoing case alleges the center wrongly cashed in on $2.9 million in a $68-million Ponzi scheme.

    In another suit an heiress accused the Bergs and other Kabbalah Centre associates of bilking her out of $1.3 million.

    A former member alleges she was pushed to invest hundreds of thousands of dollars in an Orange County branch and a homeschooling program that never came to fruition. The Kabbalah Centre has called the suits meritless.
     
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    oh well, i would give it away immediately:tongue: for lot of money...
     
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