Guy talk

[dongalong]

Since this is a site about large penises, most of the members are men.

Sometimes we forget that there are women "listening in" and say things the way we would normally when there are no females present.

When females are present in real life, we are usually much more civilised and sensitive - no burping aloud, farting etc.:fart:

So you have probably seen lots of uncensored "guy talk" on this site, I am wondering what your impressions are.

Do you get shocked? annoyed? angry?
What do we do that really gets on your nerves?
Do you wish we spoke the same way in your presence in real life?

 

[bluekarma]

I for one don't take offence to anything I read on any message board. I typically appreciate the (mostly) honest and blunt discussion you get from an anonymous group of people. I seriously doubt any of us would talk about or discuss some of the things IRL that we do on these boards. So, I guess I chalk it all up to a learning experience. Ignoring one thing and storing another for future reference. It's all good....

Now, in response to what I think your asking. Women (and correct me if I'm wrong ladies) want honesty, no matter how absurd, nerve racking or troubling it may be. Granted, I don't want to listen to men go on about hunting, fishing, and bodily function. In this case, I politely excuse myself and hit the road. In most cases however unless it's a topic that bores me senseless, I'm game for any manly conversation.

Since this is a site about large penises, most of the members are men.

Sometimes we forget that there are women "listening in" and say things the way we would normally when there are no females present.

When females are present in real life, we are usually much more civilised and sensitive - no burping aloud, farting etc.:fart:

So you have probably seen lots of uncensored "guy talk" on this site, I am wondering what your impressions are.

Do you get shocked? annoyed? angry?
What do we do that really gets on your nerves?
Do you wish we spoke the same way in your presence in real life?

 

[sares]

can only speak for myself...

I'd honestly be more offended if you censored yourself. I came here to learn*, not to be coddled and condescended to.

I consider myself a tomboy -- my older brother was like a second dad, and raised me to be able to understand men -- and I get along better with guys than I do with girls. in fact it's taken years and years (in my late 20s now) to be able to make friends with girls without being worried about a knife in my back. still seems like it's easier to let it all hang out and be candid with guys than it is with girls.

anyways personally I appreciate directness in all things. so dish it out... be as vulgar as you like... just don't be surprised if I give it back.


*Also to look at big cocks sometimes. Fine, fine, I'm no saint. :tongue:

 

[dongalong]

can only speak for myself...

I'd honestly be more offended if you censored yourself. I came here to learn*


*Also to look at big cocks sometimes. Fine, fine, I'm no saint. :tongue:

You sound like a healthy heterosexual to me!:biggrin1:

 

[madame_zora]

Guy talk is why we're here! Yeah, we wish you'd speak openly in front of us in real life, but here's the rub- look at how few of us there are. WE feel this way, that's why we're here, but I wouldn't try it in your real life- especially at work. Most women appreciate you sheilding your real selves from them so as not to offend their delicate sensibilities *ugh*.

Go ahead guys, burp, fart, jack off- we love you for it!

 

[Shelby]

Burping and farting is about all we have left we won't get sued over. So I say go for it!
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[emu]

Go ahead guys, burp, fart, jack off- we love you for it!

now that is sexy!

E

 

[mellowmal]

There's a huge difference between what is acceptable (and expected) here and what would fly at work.

Maybe that's why so many of us like here so much?

Let it all hang out here is my opinion.

 

[sares]

Guy talk is why we're here! Yeah, we wish you'd speak openly in front of us in real life, but here's the rub- look at how few of us there are. WE feel this way, that's why we're here, but I wouldn't try it in your real life- especially at work.

it's true, the women of LPSG are a self-selected audience and probably not the best people to ask for general woman-questions. each of us can only speak for ourselves.

really you'd need a legitimately blind group of random women from a lot of geographic areas and social strata to get a good sampling.

so... unless you have a big statistical survey budget... tough. you're stuck with strange little us. :tongue:

 

[Love-it]

Actually there is a woman at work that I can go into more detail with than I can with my wife. She is highly sexed and open to almost anything with her husband. We talk about anything and everything. If my wife were to get just 10% of this gal's sexuality I would be worn out.

 

[dongalong]

I'm wondering if most of the women on this site grew up in a mostly masculine household.:33:

 

[madame_zora]

I'm wondering if most of the women on this site grew up in a mostly masculine household.:33:

I did not. My mother was a very self assured woman, as was my grandmother.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Go ahead guys, burp, fart, jack off- we love you for it!

I'm trying to do all three at the same time - but not succeeding - are there any tips anyone can give?

 

[naughty]

What a great topic!

I believe I have learned so much more about the way men process here than in years of carefully edited conversation. I have often felt like I accidently slipped into the men's locker room! I too have a very strong self possessed mother. I think something Sares said does tend to run true here. Many of the women have mentioned that they tend to have more male friends than female. so perhaps that might account for their comfort in being privy to the men at LPSG in all their unvarnished glory! It has also been fascinating to witness the part that diversity of culture, race and gender preference play in the tone of conversation...

 

[ClaireTalon]

Since this is a site about large penises, most of the members are men.

Sometimes we forget that there are women "listening in" and say things the way we would normally when there are no females present.

When females are present in real life, we are usually much more civilised and sensitive - no burping aloud, farting etc.:fart:

So you have probably seen lots of uncensored "guy talk" on this site, I am wondering what your impressions are.

Do you get shocked? annoyed? angry?
What do we do that really gets on your nerves?
Do you wish we spoke the same way in your presence in real life?

Neither shocked, nor annoyed or angry at all. Maybe sometimes I'm angry if a particularly dumb subject comes up for the umpteenth time, like questions such as "What is the biggest you've ever had?" or "Am I big?" etc.

The usual guy talk you mention here is fine by me, I've heard worse. In some way I'd even wish guys would talk "LPSG-lingo" more in my presence in reality. But then, I guess typing things is more easy then actually mouthing them, and that's the catch: Guys seem to have the same inhibitions as girls, in that concern.

If you want to shock me, you have tough competitors which have failed to do so before you ;-)

 

[B_Spladle]

I'm trying to do all three at the same time - but not succeeding - are there any tips anyone can give?

Soda
Beans
Viagra

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Personally i like that the guys feel free to speak as they do and i havent yet come across anything ive found over the top or offensive.

In day to day life we women dont find out how men really think, feel, experienceand like like because they are trying to be polite around us, so its good that this place is full of truthful and new info.

The more intimate, personal and specific the better i say..Let us ladies know whats really going on in the lives of men

 

[dongalong]

In day to day life we women dont find out how men really think, feel, experienceand like like because they are trying to be polite around us, so its good that this place is full of truthful and new info.

The more intimate, personal and specific the better i say..Let us ladies know whats really going on in the lives of men

I liked watching Sex and the city for the same reasons. It didn't help much though, I still find women hard to understand.

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

I liked watching Sex and the city for the same reasons. It didn't help much though, I still find women hard to understand.

I love how men say they can never work out women want or are thinking..Honestly you guys arent that easy to work out either most of the time.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Soda
Beans
Viagra

Thanks.

Unfortunately I took them all at the same time.

I spent the first hour belching the next hour with a raging hard on and the third hour stinking the house out. The dog is still looking at me funny.