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Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by laphiha, Jun 14, 2009.
has anyone here ever caught his dad jerkin off? Or been caught by dad?
I think I would projectile vomit.
When I was sixteen, I was masturbating in the bathroom and wasn't paying much attention thinking my dad was out of the house to run an errand. But for some reason, he didn't go. I was really into the zone and I was thinking about this hot guy at high school...and my dad barges in the restroom...I guess that shocked me so that I started to come...I shot all over the right leg of my dad's khaki's. He was like (speechless). He just backed on out of the restroom and shut the door behind him. I was (speechless). I cleaned up in the rest room. (I stayed in there for while (about five more minutes) out of shock.) I stepped out of the restroom. The house was empty...except for the whirring of the washing machine. I guess Dad went to run his errands.
American Pie ain't got shit on me. :biggrin1:
Nope and nope. Neither, shockingly enough, because I masturbate a lot.
maybe me did.
I was caught by my maternal grandmother in the barn with the Viszla. I just zipped up and escaped through the hayloft...the Viszla I believe finished himself off.
DO NOT feed the ugly troll.
I managed to avoid that awful fate.
No, I wasn't caught by Dad... It was Mom instead! Needless to say a quick cover up with my blanket was in order!