Because not everything has to be grimly thrusting a pokey-outy part at a pokey-innie part until the outy part is stiff and innie part is wet, then mucking all the parts about until both parts get wetter and stickier. And the owner of the innie part runs off to the facilities to pee and contemplate poor life choices.
Why can't we have nice things, damn it?!?!
Why can people be interesting, charming, funny and horny??
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