you really want us to ruin the surprise?!
okay, it usually goes down like this: penis comes out, she screams and runs around the room 3 times, stops hits the big penis button, and out comes pat sajak he gives you a high five, you all pose for a picture that she sends to the local newspaper, and then you have sex.
pat sajak might watch.
Right, I see you are uncomfortable discussing things with people who have little to no experience on the matter. If you can't handle mature conversations then troll somewhere else. Thank you.
I think the guy was just joking, I'd hardly label that as 'trolling.'Right, I see you are uncomfortable discussing things with people who have little to no experience on the matter. If you can't handle mature conversations then troll somewhere else. Thank you.
and i can see you have no sense of humor. and seriously? mature conversation regarding how people will react to your penis?
there are a couple of lessons you can learn here:
1) sense of humor is way more important than how big you think your penis is.
2) nobody likes guys that take themselves too seriously.
I come in right about exactly your size. I'm also probably the victim of too much porn. And a victim of all the shots that are taken at just the right angle and given just the right processing to make the average look huge. Couple that with "a 5 inch dick looks big on a 5 foot man" and I thought myself average at best.
I also lived in that fantasy. I never really realized that I was bigger than almost all the men I played with. I still thought myself average.
Then one day I was talking with a FB and mentioned size, and being average. He said; "You! You got a big ol' dick! (deep South). And then I started to realize. I had guys come up to me several times in bath houses saying; "You got a big dick." One time a guy came up to me and asked; "Would you fuck me with that." "That"! Boy, what that's done to my confidence. I have a regular who likes to blow me. He's often called it a big dick. I thought he was being nice, but I've heard it often enough. One time he slipped the word "huge'. Now, I'm not huge. But I do have a big dick. You do, too. Enjoy