guys do you always clean up after sex? ?

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  1. dave2006

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    For guys who use other means for birth control besides a condom. Do you always go and clean up after sex or are you content just rolling over to go to sleep or go about your business?

    I know a lot of women will go clean up or take a piss to get a guys cum about. For myself unless I am wearing a rubber I don't feel the need to wipe her fluids of my penis or balls.
     
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    I usually make sure the dishes are done before I go to bed.
     
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    Well, the rule at our house is this:

    PLEASE DON'T WIPE YOUR PRICK ON THE CURTAINS!
     
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    I think Martha Stewart says that the opposite is a Good Thing. :biggrin1:

    Martha:

    After having splendid sex, I told Fitty Cent to wipe his glazed bropeen on my K-Mart Martha Stewart Living Almondine Ecstacy valances and draperies in my personal "candy shop in mah crib" on Turkey Hill. His crusty semen stains provides a subtle marbling effect that goes well with my caramel stained wood floors.
    So, you got two Martha GOOD THINGS:
    1: Sex with Fitty.
    2: Have him rub his cummy bropeen on your curtains.
    Actually, I got those good things and I was just letting you in on the four one one. :wink:
     
  5. Mr. Snakey

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    Yes or take out the garbage.
     
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    As long as im not rolling around in it i dont care how dirty the sheets are, i'll deal with them later
     
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    eh.. unless i'm drenched in sweat or *cough* whatever happened to be excreted during the festivities...then i'm good wiping off and heading to bed...otherwise a quick shower and sheet change can be in order...
    :)

    I save the rest of the cleaning for them... I always earn my right to sleep in :)
     
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    My girl always goes to cleanup. She can't stand not to. I usually just wipe off and go to sleep.

    But I always get stuck cleaning any toys we've used during sex while she cleans herself. haha.
     
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    I will shower in the morning. Sex starts with my partner and I showering so I would not have to worry about washing off her juices afterwards.
     
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    What's wrong with being covered in sweat? The aroma might make them want more in the morning.
     
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    After an encounter with my gf I always tell her that I'm not going to wash my dick for a year. I leave her juices soaking on my dick for as long as I can!!!! (Of course, I always wash it before the next encounter.)
     
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    You better wash it. If you don't wash it, it'll get koochie rot and fall off.
     
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    Not always! I like remaining inside my wife, embrace her, and then just cuddle there or fall asleep.
     
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    I usually just lie there and enjoy the afterglow. I can think of few things less romantic than my partner rushing off after my orgasm to shower and scrub, as if I had some contagious disease. I will frequently lie there with my penis in whatever orifice it last entered, and snuggle and sleep that way. Wake up sex is always good, and showers are for the morning.
     
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    That's an old wives tale - after 61 years it hasn't fallen off yet so . . . :biggrin1:
     
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    I prefer to keep and carry the smell of pussy on me, after sex. But my partners usually insist on cleaning it...(ideally mouth cleaning methods, lol)
     
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    I had an ex who would jump up in the middle of afterglow and grab a towel. I considered it extremely poor form.
     
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    So isn’t a shower together afterward part of the fun?
     
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    I would let the girl decide on that. If she gets up to go to the shower, I would go with her and we would soap each other down which is also fun then escort her to bed with me.
    If she decides to roll over to sleep, I would stay with her and get in the spooning position and sleep with her. I always welcome having the pussy or anal juices on my cock and I love my cock smelling of it. It is a great reminder of the fun moment that just transpired. I would just wash it off in the morning.
     
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    After an appropriate amount of cuddling, I like to go wash up. I will get itchy from dried juices and lube on me all night.
     
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