Guys - do you ever???

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No, never. Most of my phone conversations with the ladies I've been involved with have been too serious in nature to promote an erection, let alone orgasm. But during those phone conversations that were sexually hot I've almost always whipped it out and played with myself, just not secretly, I've always been honest about what I was UP to. And sometimes that has just made the conversation all the hotter.

The only time I did such a thing in secret it wasn't a woman I was involved with, it was with a best friend's wife. She had a very sexy, sultry voice and I'd always been physically attracted to her. But I never entertained any adulterous thoughts about her because 1. I don't mess around with married women (unless their husbands also take part) and 2. Their friendship meant far more to me than any lustful feelings I might have for her. But this particular conversation promised to be a lengthy one and her voice caused a stirring in my loins that just couldn't be denied. So I unzipped, pulled it out and in no time brought myself to the edge of orgasm. I kept myself on the "edge" for quite some time and then, when she entered into a new thought that promised to be lengthy I took myself over the brink and spewed cum all over my shirt. By the time it was my turn to speak I was fully recovered from the throes of orgasm and we continued our conversation with she never being the wiser.

Did I think myself to be weird, crazy and perverse for what I did? Absolutely! Did I feel any shame, remorse or regret? Absolutely not! It's not as though I had broken the Commandment against coveting thy neighbor's wife, as they and I had never been neighbors .... hehehe. No seriously, I found it no different than masturbating to a hot movie star, singer, porn star or any other public figure that you know you can never have but who is a total turn-on for you. They (she and her husband) and I are still best of friends and our relationship is no different now than it was before I pulled my little stunt.

I think that anyone who can't do something like that without remorse is too hung up on our society's mores to truly enjoy life.


Aha!!

I knew some of you boys must have done that at some point!!!

See I think that is quite saucy...:wink:. Yes its a lil perverse BUT provided it was a once in a blue moon thing u are RIGHT no1 has got hurt!!!

So is anyone else guilty of the same shameful/not so shameful act??? :smile:
 

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I think grown men are forever lil boys
and we all constantly fiddle' .. birth 2 death
just the way it is
-plus we have a habit of checking to see if ..
-its still there
-has possibly lengthened
-try to get it to lengthen etc etc etc
enz
 

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Well, Darlin, send me your phone number and you just might find out.

Some times when women call for surveys I will ask them if it's OK if I masturbate and if they will answer one of my questions for every one of theirs. I've had a few women take me up, cuz frankly, taking surveys has to be a boring job.

JIM
 

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Nope. I tried the phone sex thing once. Not my cup of tea.

How about this variation.
I had an ex-GF who put me on the phone with a friend who has been wanting to fuck her for years. (he is blunt) Then she starts blowing me while Im on the phone with this guy I kinda knew from school having the worlds dumbest converstion. That was weird.
 

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I've gotten a boner from talking with my girlfriend on the phone, but ive never tried Jacking off while on the phone. I just wait until she gets home. :)
 

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I had friend call while I was in the middle of shaving my balls. I just kept right on shaving. She never was the wiser. Another time, I had a friend call while I was wanking. I just kept right on wanking. I did it a little more quietly but continued on to the finish.
 

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i've done this in the past with an ex, but she was obviously pushing the topic of conversation. she knew what i liked to hear, and she would flirt with the conversation. i got off the phone and went to her house. problem was, i had been erect for hours. the moment she touched my dick i completely drained my balls.
 

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Well, Darlin, send me your phone number and you just might find out.

Some times when women call for surveys I will ask them if it's OK if I masturbate and if they will answer one of my questions for every one of theirs. I've had a few women take me up, cuz frankly, taking surveys has to be a boring job.

JIM

ahahahah please tell me your not joking. this sounds like something i would actually try, except i'd be worried about legal action.
 
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I try to sound "normal" but they all know I am forever playing with myself, so it no contest. Gf normally would ask "so are you done yet? can we talk about the leak in the roof now?"
 

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I had a lengthy conversation with a French Canadian female engineer. The conversation was lengthy partly because I could hardly understand her French Canadian English, and partly because her voice and accent got me so hard that a cat couldn't scratch it! The only problem was that I was at my desk surrounded by other engineers and co-workers. If not for the audience; I would have whacked myself to wonderland right there and not care if she knew it or not. Although my labored breathing and complete delirium afterward would surely have given my actions away. Occasionally I will call the French Canadian engineers extension on the weekend when I know she wont answer, just to listen to her recorded (French) message. I'm relatively sure that she's telling me to come to Canada and fuck her with wreckless abandon, but not totally certain.
 

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I've j/o'ed while I've been on the phone with girlfriends, girls who are friends, my old bosses, bunches of people! It's not that I fantasized about all of them, I was just horny at the time, and if you read any of my other posts, you know why. ;)
 

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Short answer? Yeah..

I've done that a few times when talking to girls on the phone. Usually they will giggle or say something cute, or moan a little for whatever reason and it'll turn me on a bit. So, I start touching myself while we continue talking.

That's about it though..
 

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I don't recall doing it purposefully, but I may have, though I'd remember if I came while they were on the phone. I wouldn't rule anything out.

I'll tell you what turns me on sometimes is instant messaging with good-looking female co-workers or friends, like on facebook or something. I start imagining them being naked and then I'm off. Problem is I'm often at work where I can't really take care of business.
 
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absolutley. i agree, it doesn;t nessacarily matter who is on the other end, if i am horny, i am waxing. it is of course hotter when the other party is into as well. lol.