Guys, have you ever faked an orgasm?

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  1. eyescream

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    We hear a lot about girls faking orgasms.

    I'm interested to know if guys here have actually faked an orgasm or two? Better yet: WHY?
     
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    Only on cam if it's going to take me too long or if I'm 'on cialis'.
     
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    Nope, never faked one. There have been times when I've not been able to have an orgasm (whiskey dick is the proper term), but I've just let it go.



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    No. I've been accused of it because I sometimes have an orgasm without ejaculating, but I haven't ever faked one, and I won't.
     
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    It's kinda hard, since there is generally physical evidence, but yes... I have done. Years ago, with an ex, towards the end of our time together. I just couldn't cum fucking her... we'd fuck for ages and ages but I wouldn't cum. We were using condoms, so it was possible to fake it, and I did a few times, just to try to make her feel better and to make it finish.

    Not a good time in my life.
     
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    Same here. I faked a couple of times when using a condom. Most times because we'd just fucked twice and round 3 was just too much.
     
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    I have.. but in my defense, I have done it on a couple of occasions to not make someone feel bad. If their technique isn't all that good, or they're getting a bit too rough, etc. I wouldn't ever want to hurt someone's feelings about something like that. Like HickBoy, I can orgasm and not squirt.. and usually if I'm intimate with someone, they're aware I can do that, so it's never an issue.
     
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    Sort of Im not particulary vocal when fucking dont really groan etc, I much prefer to hear the women moaning etc. Anyway a ex once complained that she wasnt sure if she was pleasing me because i tended not to groan, so I put some on for her. I was never faking the enjoyment just the actual noises because it turned her on.
     
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    Yes a couple of times. My ex was telling me that she was getting sore and wanted to know when I could finish. So I pretended to finish so she would stop hurting.
     
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    What's a 'whiskey dick'? when you have had too much drink??
     
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    Yes, I have. In fact, I kind of double-faked it. I was fucking away (using a condom), came too fast and acted like nothing was happening because I didn't want to reveal the embarrassing prematurity. Then I kept fucking for a while until it was a more appropriate time, and faked my orgasm. Then, of course, I pulled out and the condom was full, so the other guy was none the wiser (assuming I was any good of an actor).
     
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    Why the hell would I? That's crazy talk. I barely understand why a woman would.
     
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    Yes, a few times.

    I've faked a better orgasm more times than I can remember.
     
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    I've double faked once....the next minute or two is was rough, but i pulled it off like a champ. Faked a couple times for round 3 or 4 too, just because we were both getting sore...
     
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    we rarely fuck for fucks sake.

    if it is not the right time to fuck we just don't fuck,
    we decided it was better, than the faked, forced, fuck.

    we just say fuck it.
     
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    Lol!:redface:
     
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    I'm a total bottom, but this guy I had a fling with wanted to take me SO badly

    so I agreed to top him.... not only was i not interested in topping him at all, but he was being a baby about it and forcing me to finger him. one then two, then easing my cock in... took a good 30 minutes for him to take it in, then he was grunting and ugh... i fucked him for a good 45 minutes, AFTER the 30 it took getting him to take it in.... i was so bored, i just faked it, ripped off the codom and tied it like I came and threw it away....

    .... worse part.... he started to fuck me, and literally in 2 minutes he'd came and was asking me to fuck him again
    .... i turned him over, stuck my dick in, to the brim in one stroke, took it out and jerked off on him

    then left..
     
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    During college, I gave a lift to a girl friend (non-sexual) of mine at the time into the town centre market place, as she alighted from the car, to embarass me, she shouted for all to hear, "I faked my orgasm with you!!" Not to be outdone, I stuck my head out of the window and shouted, "I faked my erection with you!!" It was only whilst driving off, that I realised she came out on top on that one!!!
     
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