Guys, have you ever faked an orgasm?

[MrHangman]

Never.

 

[Remington]

I've done it before.

Why? Because she already got off, and I had other things to do.

 

[mcctguy]

Yes, but only when I'm alone.

 

[OPPinSLC]

Only on cam if it's going to take me too long or if I'm 'on cialis'.

Same with me, do you think it's a side effect of cialis?

 

[223790]

Yes. When I was in university, I picked up a girl at the campus bar and brought her home with me to my fraternity house where I was living. I was drunk, and after about 20 minutes of intense pounding I couldn't cum, and I just wanted to stop, so I faked it. That was the worst lay I ever had. I don't know if it was the alcohol or her.

 

[Smaccoms]

I will check this out later

 

[randm123]

I have quite a few times..long dry spells followd by hand bj bfor sex = quick cum..and my dick is big enough i can keep fucking when soft so jus keep going til its hard again..if i hav to stop to change position my cover is blown..

 

[jn8028]

Yes. When I was in university, I picked up a girl at the campus bar and brought her home with me to my fraternity house where I was living. I was drunk, and after about 20 minutes of intense pounding I couldn't cum, and I just wanted to stop, so I faked it. That was the worst lay I ever had. I don't know if it was the alcohol or her.

Well, I won't even post my story, it is essentially the exact same as this. I couldn't cum at all and this girl was absolutely fucking terrible at sex basically. So I faked it and that was it. Not sure anyone could get away with it if they were bare, but with a condom and a complete moron girl, it was easy.

 

[D_George Tush]

Never did. I'd prefer to not cum and just give up lol.

 

[Gecko4lif]

Not like they ever check your condom for cum.

 

[D_Dan_T_Zinferno]

I've faked a few times, either because I couldn't possibly cum anymore or because I just couldn't get off at that moment. Usually, if either happens, I'm very honest about it but in certain situations, with certain people (as a result of either insecurity or relentlessness on their part,) faking it is the fastest, most effective way to move the story along.

 

[D_Dan_T_Zinferno]

Not like they ever check your condom for cum.

That's when I say, "That was a dry one." I really have those sometimes.

 

[269616]

Sure I have. I take a very long time to cum, and often can't climax with a rubber on, so have pretended to cum sometimes over the years just to give me and the girl a rest. It still feels amazing....like on a scale of 1 being limp and 10 being a hard cum blast, being at like an 8.

 

[upone]

Interesting. No, never faked it. I could probably only have done it the first time we fucked, because I have pretty emphatic ejaculations. Three different women have given me the nickname, "Thumper".

 

[pcghabsy]

Don't think I have. There was this one time when there was no ejaculation and she accused me of faking! But I did have an orgasm.

 

[D_Terry_Tugnuts]

Have done it when swinging, usually late on in the party when I know I'm not going to be able to cum again - not wanting to disappoint the female I'm with, I pretend, with the appropriate actions and noises, but only after she's had hers. Much more polite than saying "sorry I can't cum" which they might think is because of them, not me.

 

[monel]

Not sure anyone could get away with it if they were bare...

Actually I've done this. At a time when my wife wanted to get pregnant we would fuck several times a night. I would be wiped out but awakened to my wife playing with my cock. Eventually I just couldn't climax any more. So a couple of times I would finish with a grand performance and act as though I had cum. Since she was still full of my previous finales she couldn't tell particularly since the load tends to decrease after multiple dips in the well.

 

[niet]

Yes. When I was a silly teenager, and I would have phone-sex with my girlfriend(s), for some reason I could never get off even though they always did.

So one day, I just decided to fake one during phone sex because I was fed up & embarrassed by the whole situation. I could have won an Emmy: no stupid porno-style "Ungggh" or anything like that, just a deeeeep breath, a soft grunt, followed by a sharp exhale. She bought it. It turns out I was justified, because after it was over my girl said "I was starting to think it was 'cause of me." Which of course it wasn't (I was just nervous), but you know how girls can be when they're young--you can NEVER convince them something isn't "because of them". So self-absorbed!

But I digress...

 

[Red_Rebel]

Hm I think I previously mentioned I did once..but I actually did it twice. The first time was with my ex...he wanted me to cum while he fucks me vigorously and I was just not getting at that point so I pretended to cum...when he told me that he wanted to see it I pretended to cup the cum in my hand and washed it off immediately LOL!

The second time was with this gorgeous guy I met off my school...he was perfect head-to-toe and lpsg-worthy cock but he moaned way too much that I just lost interest halfway through the process. I did the exact same thing where I cupped my "cum" and washed my hands off before he even asked to see it LOL!

 

[silvertriumph2]

No, have never faked an orgasm...but I have been accused of faking them..

I, too, sometimes have internal orgasms and I don't outwardly cum. These can be quite intense and put me into spasms. With no physical evidence...I've been accused of faking it, or making fun of a serious situation. A few times the outcome was not pleasant and one time I was told I was a Jerk and given a black eye...:yup: