Guys have you ever taken a piss into a bottle?

[farmhand]

Didn't EVERY family used to carry the ol' Mason Jar or mayonnaise jar in the car? From the "ol days" before there were interstate highways and state-supervised reststops nor McDonalds and it was "rude" to stop at a Mom 'n Pop restaruant just to pee (and didn't wanna stop to buy).
Although I've pissed nearly full a 64-oz plastic juice jug -- AND then "emptied" it again myself (although more fun when have someone with whom can "share")

 

[hung]

Just in case there is no male who has never pissed in a bottle please be aware that it is not always necessary to have a bottle. I have marked hundreds of miles of Interstate Highway bridges with my urine. I just stand behind the pillar and urinate. One has to go they have to go.

 

[tellme2]

Farmhand - that is one massive cock u have there stud. U and ur father both are well blessed in the dick department. Would love to drain it for u!:smile:

 

[D_Count_VonDickskin]

Hell yeah I have, multiple deployments when I was in the military and now back here as a civy, sometimes you have too. After enough practice you can manage a regular size bottle hole, but Gatorade bottles are the best due to the larger mouth.

 

[easytwist]

i took a piss into a bottle in line at a music festival. 2 friends held a jacket around while i went. my aim is pretty crap to begin with, so i had to be really on that time.

 

[Davemo]

yep, lots of times. i always empty it later in a suitable place. not into creating trash.

 

[hjsimp_992]

i have for some fun reasons!

 

[Scrappydoo1]

I used to do it a lot when i was younger. Did not feel like leaving my room to take a piss.

 

[colgan1999]

no

 

[hjsimp_992]

Just curious have any of you guys ever taken a piss into a bottle..

if so why?

examples include
Like for multiple reasons.. like you were on a car trip, too lazy to get out of bed, at somewhere where there wasn't a restroom..


What kind of bottle was it?..

the few times I've done it I've found that bottles with wider openings work alot easier, like gatorade, life water, vitamine water, etc.. instead of like just normal coke bottles that have a much smaller opening..

since with the wider opening the glans of my dick kind of fits completely in when soft, so that makes it alot easier..

I watched a guy do it once. We were at work, and for whatever reason, he could not stop what he was doing, so he opened up a water bottle, dumped it out, and filled it up. Not sure why he didnt just piss on the ground.
He put in a plastic bag and threw away later. I retrieved it, heated it back up, poked a hole in the top and vis a vi, he gave me a golden shower.

 

[nmf9in]

I need/use one in my deer hunting blind. A plastic metamucil fiber container works great-wide mouth for my big head...lol

 

[CAT MAN ME]

The times, I pissed in a bottle was during a physical examination at the doctors. Once naked and gowned, the nurse will give me a test sample bottle to give a sample specimen, noticing I have a full erection, she says "urine only, no other body fluids in the bottle." She meant that being I have a full hard on, no precum or ejaculation sperm in the bottle with my sample, Urine only! After that peeing ordeal, the nurse took a blood sample with the rest of of the medical preliminaries during my full physical exam, I was still naked with no gown and still hard during rest of my physical examination with the doctor.

 

[gobigold]

When I was younger and we went on fishing trips, if there was no bathroom around you went in the car, grabbed a bottle and relieved yourself.

This one confuses me. Wouldn’t you just use nature’s toilet?

Does a coffee cup count? One day I was caught short. I should have relieved myself before leaving work but didn’t. I then hit bad traffic and by the time I got home I was squirming. I still had a 15 floor elevator ride between the parking garage and my apartment. After looking around and seeing no one and having only my empty coffee cup I stood behind my car and drained off just enough to get me upstairs where I pissed what seemed like gallons. Luckily I had the elevator to myself so didn’t need to explain why I was carrying a cup of urine!! There was absolutely no place to dump it.

 

[CAT MAN ME]

This one confuses me. Wouldn’t you just use nature’s toilet?

Does a coffee cup count? One day I was caught short. I should have relieved myself before leaving work but didn’t. I then hit bad traffic and by the time I got home I was squirming. I still had a 15 floor elevator ride between the parking garage and my apartment. After looking around and seeing no one and having only my empty coffee cup I stood behind my car and drained off just enough to get me upstairs where I pissed what seemed like gallons. Luckily I had the elevator to myself so didn’t need to explain why I was carrying a cup of urine!! There was absolutely no place to dump it.[/QUOT

 

[CAT MAN ME]

This one confuses me. Wouldn’t you just use nature’s toilet?

Does a coffee cup count? One day I was caught short. I should have relieved myself before leaving work but didn’t. I then hit bad traffic and by the time I got home I was squirming. I still had a 15 floor elevator ride between the parking garage and my apartment. After looking around and seeing no one and having only my empty coffee cup I stood behind my car and drained off just enough to get me upstairs where I pissed what seemed like gallons. Luckily I had the elevator to myself so didn’t need to explain why I was carrying a cup of urine!! There was absolutely no place to dump it.

This was for a medical examination and after undressing and being with a lovely nurse and doctor(female) during my physical, I couldn't help being erect and naked without a gown. They were just doing their medical specialty including getting a specimen with me urinating into a bottle.

 

[thick_]

Yes I have when I was a kid. My dad didn’t like to make extra stops lol my mom handed me a bottle I don’t remember what the bottle was but I do recall wishing the opening was bigger.

 

[CAT MAN ME]

The only time, I had to pee in a bottle was during a physical examination at the doctors(female). I was naked under an awful hospital gown and blushing, while trying to give a specimen of urine, while being watched by the lovely nurse.

 

[CAT MAN ME]

Once I got all my snug sexy clothes off, I first had to give a urine sample in a bottle while being naked, semi erect and gowned at the start of my physical examination by a female doctor.

 

[AboveAvNurse]

Many times driving. Gatorade bottles work the best for me lol

 

[larsmi]

On long drives I like to buy Chocolate milk for two reasons: 1. It's delicious 2. It's in a wide-mouth bottle that is perfect for peeing when I'm trying to make good time and don't want to get off the highway. It's also good for winter camping when it's hard to get out of my warm sleeping bag to relieve myself...