Guys have you ever taken a piss into a bottle?

[IntactMale]

I never have. I would be nervous about making a mess. I also feel like I might piss more than what would fill a bottle, depending on the size, and I'm not sure I could hold off long enough to empty the bottle and start again.

The whole thing kind of grosses me out. If I was driving I would rather pull over and piss on the side of the road.

 

[Rustyridge]

I have many times while driving on long trips. Keep a bottle in the vehicle always. Never know when you get stuck in traffic. The quart size Gatorade bottles are about the right amount. I wish the opening was bigger tho.

 

[ericbear]

Just once. I was going to a holiday party, and due to neighborhood parking restrictions I had to park far away. While stuck in LA traffic en route, I had to piss so bad, but figured I could relieve myself after I parked, since it was in a recreation area, and I could discretely water a bush. But there were too many runners and dog walkers that night, so I couldn't, and I knew I'd never make it to the house. I had a wide-mouth water bottle (the kind with the pop-open drinking spout) in the car, so I emptied the water and pissed in that in the car. It was only a 20 oz bottle, and not nearly big enough for the whole load, but it took the pressure off enough (I can cut it off mid-stream) so I could walk up the hill hill to the house, quickly greet the hosts, then have another serious piss in their bathroom.

 

[ericbear]

Come to think of it, there was another time I pissed in a bottle, several, actually.

This is for anyone who remembers Cuffs, the tiny sleaze bar on Hyperion in Silverlake (L.A.). I was chatting with this guy in an alcove behind the pinball machine, when the beers got to me and I had to piss. I really wanted to finish a quite interesting conversation, but I knew by the time I squeezed through the crowd, waited on line and got back, he would be gone, or we would at least loose the thread. I noticed that there was a row of empty beer bottles left on the shelf on the wall next to me. So I pulled it out (not an unusual occurrence for that bar), and proceeded very carefully to "refill" several bottles through the small neck, as we continued talking. I put each of these back on the shelf. A few minutes later, the barback squeezed through to pick up the empties. At first he noticed that certain ones were heavy, and started to put them back on the shelf, but then noticed that they were also warm, and took them without a word.

After our conversation ended, the guy left, and I went up to the bar for another drink. I discovered that all the rest of my drinks that night were free. Cuffs was just that kind of place...

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

I'm a contractor, and bathrooms and porta-potties aren't always available. I duck into the back of my work van and pee into an empty Gatorade bottle...they have large openings. Any bottle with a small opening is just asking for trouble!!

 

[bonlaylay]

I've done it a few times. One thing thats crossed my mind after reading through this is what do uncut guys do? Do you guys pull your skin back? would hate to make a mess in the car if it splattered somewhere when im trying to dry it off

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

If you're at a car, it's far easier to stand within the opened doorway and piss. Just try not to fill the door pocket.

 

[ItsAll4Kim]

I never have. I would be nervous about making a mess. I also feel like I might piss more than what would fill a bottle, depending on the size, and I'm not sure I could hold off long enough to empty the bottle and start again.

The whole thing kind of grosses me out. If I was driving I would rather pull over and piss on the side of the road.

Agreed. Peeing while sitting in a car seat, wearing pants, is a fool's errand.

Regarding bottle capacity. I've never overflowed a pint bottle. But that's a during the work day pee. A morning first pee would be a different story, but then I've never found myself waking up first thing and having to piss in a bottle.

 

[801047]

yes i have done that.

 

[IntactMale]

Agreed. Peeing while sitting in a car seat, wearing pants, is a fool's errand.

Regarding bottle capacity. I've never overflowed a pint bottle. But that's a during the work day pee. A morning first pee would be a different story, but then I've never found myself waking up first thing and having to piss in a bottle.

That's fair. I have a bad idea of the volume of urine I produce at any given time. I assume its average, but I have no idea how much average actually means since I've never peed into something where it is isolated and measurable, and I don't know that I really want to do that.

I'm sure a morning piss has more volume, and I agree that I've never had to use a bottle or anything other than a toilet or the ground first thing in the morning, but I did go to college and remember some really disgusting guys who despite having a room no more than 20 feet from the bathroom would use a bottle so they didn't have to wake up when they had a hang over.

 

[ohiorod]

I have used a Gatorade bottle a few times. Each time was associated with an urgent need and lack of a place to stop while in a car. The first time, I was planning to stop at a rest area and there was suddenly traffic congestion associated with a serious accident and cars were not moving for over an hour. I could not wait any longer!

My next time, I and a friend were driving to the gay campground, Roseland, in WV. We had gotten stuck in traffic related to road paving, so our 75 minute trip had turned into over two hours and we were finally in the country on a county road that is narrow and has no place to pull over. As we approached 2.5 hours into the trip, I could wait no longer. A friend had a bottle and he sat and watched
me fill it.

Another time was actually very recently and actually this week. I had attended a friend’s funeral and didn’t relieve myself before getting in my car for the trip to the cemetery. I had no idea where the burial would take place and had no idea we were going to a country cemetery nearly an hour away. I did okay on the trip to the cemetery and then realized that due to the terrain of this very hilly cemetery, we were destined to be there st least an hour and then I had a 90 minute drive back home and 60 minutes would be in the country, mostly no place to pull over along a winding road in the hills of WV. So, finally half way home from the cemetery, a friend watched me use a bottle again. I just couldn’t wait. It was 5.5 hours since I had last pissed and I just could not wait any longer. One friend commented that it was the highlight of his day watching me piss!

 

[123def]

Yes I’ve done it quite a few times, mainly in the car/van when stuck in unexpected traffic, once or twice in a tent when it was raining or freezing outside and I didn’t want to go outside.

I once had a (male) housemate who had very long hair so took ages in the shower when he was washing it, pissed in a bottle once or twice then too.

Nearly always this has happened when I’m on my own, but I think twice it’s happened in a car with a friend present, who’s also pissed in a bottle.

A wide mouth bottle is far easier, an empty coffee cup is great too!

 

[Acratopotes]

I have not done this completely voluntarily for a few years. When I did it was mostly a case of being in bed jacking away (edging) and finding I needed to go but not wanting to loose too much momentum by having to visit the bathroom. So, I'd spot an empty beer bottle (we have 1/2 liter bottles here) or two and using that. Once I had finished, I'd empty them into the toilet and rinse them out.

I have also submitted specimens for lab tests and had to use a sort of cardboard bottle in hospital when they decided I needed to be subject to fluid balance checks, i.e. measure everything in/out.